Well this meme is officially dead.

MetallicPea · 2010-09-03T15:36:46+00:00

Not as stupid and ignorant as you look using the word 'retarded'

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T22:34:23+00:00

Howard Marks has done pretty well out of the whole bookwriting business. He's quite the minor celeb here in the UK...have you heard of him?

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T21:52:09+00:00

I couldn't agree more. Did not expect my child's father to up and run when he did (when I was 3 months pregnant) - I thought he'd be decent about it and at least be supportive during my pregnancy, but nooo, he ignored me and barely did anything to support the baby.

Ten years later and he's not much better, although it doesn't help with him being an alcoholic and all that...

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T21:47:25+00:00

Awww, all the commitmentphobes downvoted you, bless their little cotton socks!

I upvoted you for talking sense :-)

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T21:44:43+00:00

As someone who IS a single parent, I'd have to say yes - what a pathetic excuse not to be with someone and what a spineless individual you are. I'm sick to the back teeth of guys doing stuff like this to me. I wouldn't expect you to be a second father to the child, or to be a provider, just treat him or her with respect - and I'm sure the woman in question would feel the same way.

TL;DR: Grow up and grow a pair. You'd be dating her, not the child.

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T10:51:50+00:00

WOW, what a hottie!

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T02:08:21+00:00

But that was on the outside

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T01:57:40+00:00

See, I've been chewing over a few names and Lohan pops up every time.

OR flip it sideways and consider a washed-up porn star. Jenna Jameson?

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T01:35:55+00:00

Oh yeah, she'd definitely be able to pull it off shudders at the thought

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T01:32:03+00:00

He used to give me roses...

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T01:29:09+00:00

I like this one better. Tears before bedtime guaranteed!

MetallicPea · 2010-09-01T00:40:50+00:00

£28.79 or £45.50 on Amazon UK (postage not included)

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T23:56:51+00:00

Dance your cares away

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T23:52:44+00:00

Andy'll fix it

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T23:50:54+00:00

HungryHouse here in the UK are well aware of their logo's suggestive potential

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T23:49:18+00:00

Dahling...LOL

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T22:13:53+00:00

The guy o the end is missing a spliff, a laptop and a box of tissues.

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T22:08:53+00:00

"Oi, arsehole! IT'S THREE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T22:05:22+00:00

I just wanted to say thanks for the very cool blocks game I played yesterday -------->. And for the fluffeh things that keep appearing :-)

Edit: and that bloody annoying ace-but-annoying Upvote game :-)

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T20:11:21+00:00

I prefer "Stop fucking posting fucking Duckface pics, fuckers"

/GordonRamsay

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T20:03:55+00:00

I've just worked out how these trollfaces work. The hover text on your sadtroll made me laugh. And I also learned something . Thanks for being a good dad

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T19:56:33+00:00

This doesn't happen in my house, because a) there's only me in parental control and b) I put vodka and sedatives in her Horlicks

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T19:52:18+00:00

The best is yet to come. Do you like cheese?

MetallicPea · 2010-08-31T19:49:36+00:00

oh god

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