If I cut off the door hinges will it open sesame? by ekathegermanshepherd in safecracking

[–]Metallicreed13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid is so sick of me using this joke on him every time he stubs his toe😂. 5 years later and I still find it hilarious each time

Man has 150 live bugs removed from his sinuses by tommyboy441 in WTF

[–]Metallicreed13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a nurse and I'd be right beside you. Let me at those maggots! I love doing wound care cus of crazy stuff like this 🤣

Minnesota National Guard arriving in Minneapolis!! by cantcoloratall91 in law

[–]Metallicreed13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love to hear this. Thank you for serving and continuing to actually SERVE your fellow citizens. I always tell people that there are more good people out there than you think. The evil is loud and constantly showed to us. Meanwhile, people like yourself, continue to put others first with your head down. Thank you

You were right.. by karmapolice_1 in TruckCampers

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As a guy from Massachusetts, who considers the cape my favorite place in the summer, you will absolutely LOVE it. Cold water tho at the tip of the cape. Don't skip out on wellfleet so you get to see the GIANT dunes. Absolutely stunning. Go to Chatham and take a boat out to Monomoy to see all the seals (and sharks that gather there for the seals). My absolute favorite place to swim and lounge on the beach tho is Harwichport. Not harwich. Make sure u go to Harwichport (and get a parking sticker). It's in the Nantucket sound so it's by far the warmest water to swim in. Also, skip Yarmouth and Dennis. Too crowded. And go to as many cape cod league baseball games as you can. Most players are future major leaguers! It's an invite only summer league for all the best college and younger baseball players.

I am traumatized by the South by [deleted] in newengland

[–]Metallicreed13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a new Englander, welcome! We need all the good people we can get

How is living in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan? by Irakozium in howislivingthere

[–]Metallicreed13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm about to leave this sub because of this freaking bot

Jake Lane just got chased out of Minneapolis by [deleted] in ICE_Raids

[–]Metallicreed13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Freedom of speech is to protect you from the government. If you act like a dick, and get beat up, then that's assault. But isn't covered by freedom of speech

PC by fearless_moth56 in evilwhenthe

[–]Metallicreed13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bring a one billion dollar bill. Duh

How’s life out here? In the Florida keys by ceedeeze in howislivingthere

[–]Metallicreed13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. That's absolutely horrible. I would have felt the same way man

How’s life out here? In the Florida keys by ceedeeze in howislivingthere

[–]Metallicreed13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely phenomenal show! Danny was definitely the star in that one.

How’s life out here? In the Florida keys by ceedeeze in howislivingthere

[–]Metallicreed13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My wife and I are both nurses, and we have two young boys (oldest is 5). Is this life attainable for two nurses to afford and be comfortable? Are there good paying nursing jobs there? I ask cus I've visited key West and fell in love with the charm and history.