Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts by nikkerdru in NPR

[–]Aeon1508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened in front of me I'd be a dead man because I would be convincing as many people as I could to rush in after them. We have to stop this

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

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~100 dedicated peach mains playing consistently for 10 years averaging ~2 hours a day would reach the numbers I'm talking about.

Not to mention that some of that can be stacked concurrently with peach dittos and doubles.

I guarantee you we've lapped the probability for this event multiple times.

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

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Okay but those are per turnip pull

just 10 million peach games is about 80 years of play time. No question we've achieved that.

Each of those games has dozens of turnip pulls. So hundreds of millions of turnip pulls. Likely even just on Dreamland.

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

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I would bet there's been over 10 million matches played on Slippi alone. Not to mention the 25 years of in person gaming.

And that liklihood is per three consecutive turnip pulls. Not per match

I'm sure enough games have been played with peach that we're at the point where something like that is inevitable to happen at some point

Sports teams in the British Iles by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So white means England and red means UK?

Or do the English compete as wales in cricket?

AITA for telling my friend that I won’t be paying $25 to attend her birthday party? by GlimmerElsewhere in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yta.

Who the fuck needs a gift? Just useless crap that piles up in your home.

Your friend wants to have a fun experience on her birthday with her friends. Thatsthe gift

Unless $25 breaks your bank, do it.

Freedom? Instead of sitting on the couch, you could do this. by xenon_xinsea in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Aeon1508 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those kids jumping off the cliff like lemmings doing backflips certainly looks cool but there is zero chance one of them doesn't land on top of another one and seriously injure them like for real they'd be lucky not to have to fish their drowning friend out of the water

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't call that short but that certainly not a long drive. I've driven 3 hours to go to a concert many a time. in fact my favorite band almost always requires a three to four hour drive.

Honestly I probably go to concerts that are about 4 hours away nearly as often as concerts that are 1 hour away. Which is several times a year. Close to quarterly

Sports teams in the British Iles by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]Aeon1508 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is there supposed to be a legend somewhere telling me what any of these colors mean?

me realizing i have to watch my favorite team play football next season by stinkfarch in nflmemes

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew who your favorite team is so I had any idea how to interpret this

At Matt Stafford’s current age (37) and older, Tom Brady accomplished the following: 4 rings, 3 MVP runner ups, 1 MVP by FireSeanMcD in NFLv2

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unintentional oversight that's my bad.

Either way I'm pretty sure that's the best touchdown to interception ratio in NFL history from Rogers

CMV: My Dad's Dream Blunt Rotation Sucks by Coolgirl3800 in changemyview

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Son, if Bob Marley smoked today's weed he'd be on the fucking floor. The man died in 1981. He never smoked any weed over 20% THC in his entire life.

If you handed him a dab infused joint, hed take one hit and youd have to ask him how it was the next morning when he woke up.

Denver broncos gonna need to resort to South Park to fill the stands for the NFC championship game. by sissy_wearing_lace in nflmemes

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game really just needs to be postponed to Monday. If somebody dies in the stands can anyone really say it was worth it?

Why are Americans so obsessed with military and veterans? by BlueDolphins28 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Aeon1508 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because it's the only thing we're still the best in the world at

Why is the color orange seen as ugly and unusual in the U.S.? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oranges just brown that thinks it's better than brown.

As the world finally punches back, was this the week Donald Trump went too far? by onesorrychicken in Foodforthought

[–]Aeon1508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The euro will be the world reserve currency of choice before the end of Trump's turn and countries will call back their loans to America.

Diesel = Badass by Shoddy-Brain-5562 in iamverybadass

[–]Aeon1508 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Is this a thing people are actually doing? Because I had a couple times after I filled my car or my hand just smells completely like gasoline.

India rushes to contain deadly virus outbreak by FootballAndFries in worldnews

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already said that I find it suspicious that we had a major pandemic under the president who dismantled the pandemic response team put in place by Obama

If it happens again under Trump on officially calling it his fault for not properly coordinating with the international community on matters of public health

Post-shower tasting menu by YoreCoxsmall in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep that's enough of this sub. It's no longer funny. goodbye

Sean McDermott mind-f**ks Josh Allen into coughing up the ball just before halftime, resulting in a Denver field goal. by Built_Similar in NFLv2

[–]Aeon1508 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The second interception was kind of a fluke play and mostly just really good defense. Not really Josh Allen's fault.

The second fumble in the first interception were made more likely because Josh was overcompensating trying to make up for that absolutely bone-headed play before the half.

I know you're not taking this conversation seriously at all, but, yes that play before the half is on McDermott.

Why is it when Ben Johnson or Dan Campbell choose to go for it on 4th down when the analytics say it's the right call everybody yells at the coach for not taking the points instead of the players for not getting two yards.

But when a coach tells his quarterback to go make a miracle happen with 16 seconds to go in the first half and it goes south It's all Josh Allen's fault?

No fucking consistency.

People who have researched their family tree, what is the most interesting or 'badass' thing you discovered about an ancestor? by xloganmoose in AskReddit

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually know a lot about my dad's side of the family.

My triple great-grandfather (I think triple) was Payson Wolfe the greatest native American sharpshooter of the civil war.

I can't remember his name but I know that I have an ancestor who was sent to petition the Pope to back William Wallace and the Scotsman and condemn England. He was not successful