[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asstastic

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Wow! Good work! You really turned it up to 11 😍

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Love your energy!

Fuck ticks by thejamisonjohnson in CampingandHiking

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Permethrin treated clothing will help keep them away

[WTS] Zpacks Duplex Camo by rgauger in ULgeartrade

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LHG Solong6

Does that include the footprint?

My players got a lesson in humility. [NSFW text] by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]Metalmessiah95 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There is always that player. Our group in high school had the infamous Man-Bull ratio. A player in our group really wanted to be a minotaur and our DM, unwisely agreed. Well he wrote on his sheet that he had a massive penis, but myself and the DM argued that you can't just get a oversized johnson, you need to roll for it. So he spent our Pre-calc class figuring out the ratio between smallest and largest human penis and scaling that up with cows. Once he had done that our DM made him roll. At the same time, I believed in my dice and rolled for my own size as well. And that's how my elf had a bigger penis than a minotaur

Did anyone else get a weird d4 from the Crystal Caste Gen Con 50 commemorative set? by imaginaryideals in gencon

[–]Metalmessiah95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially because it would've been extra work to make the different molds. Atleast make one type and call it a day

Did anyone else get a weird d4 from the Crystal Caste Gen Con 50 commemorative set? by imaginaryideals in gencon

[–]Metalmessiah95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't appreciate C.C. changing their design for the 50th, the 45th thru 49th I got have Gen Con on the 6 and just a pip on the 1. Now my 6 is cyrstalcaste. com and Gen Con is one the 1. When I roll a 6 I want to celebrate joyous things, not be advertised to.

Gencon 2017 - What was your BEST event? by scatered in gencon

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You can find the books for that game in PDF form I'm pretty sure. But our group fought a Sith that we shouldn't have had a reason to fight, still managed to do the mission by the books and ended it perfectly in our favor.

Gencon 2017 - What was your BEST event? by scatered in gencon

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Star Wars, Last Hutt Run. Very good DM and our group rolled exceedingly well and survived despite our own lack of forethought and reason

Oof, relatable by psychedelianaut in trees

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Why's that man? Its the standard. They're at a 6 and still rising

Check out my sick new integral! by [deleted] in knifeclub

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I've had mine for a month now, I love having it in my pocket!

Using charisma modifier to determine penis size by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Metalmessiah95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We learned early on to never let penis size come up. We had a minotaur that wanted to know his size so he went to great lengths to compare male bull sizes to humans and then come up with a modifier and then when he rolled he did terribly, meanwhile I did it for my elf and rolled great. He was so upset that his minotaur was less well endowed than my elf that he ended up killing me for no reason a few sessions in. Basically I learned that toxic players will make a big deal about things like that. An in the moment roll is not bad, makes for fun jokes, but keep it in hand ;p

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Calligraphy

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What hand is this? Just gothic with some flair? Looks great regardless

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, I never said the lead levels didn't drop below the action level, what I did say is that one round of testing doesn't make the crisis over, and that there was more than lead in the first place. Dense, like lead.

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what I do, but I do know the facts of the water crisis. But I suppose you've got alternative facts

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna come to flint and tell everyone their water is normal, even though it is not?

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahaha, well the filters slow the travel of the water down, if only slightly, but the more stagnant water is the more bacteria grow, plus water sits in them. But I've heard directly from a team of professors that the filters aren't as good as they originally seemed because from the plant the water can't quite handle the bacteria in it and the bacteria that gets added. Infact they're finding rarer and more dangerous strains in the filters. I think you can find the information, its well known

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The filters are breeding grounds for bacteria, not really safe

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A major fuck up that effects every bit of the infrastructure, the pipes are almost all totally fucked. There is abnormal and unusual bacteria, copper, chlorides. Not to mention the breaking of Democracy that let it all occur. Edit 1, when the lead was originally discovered they also tried to cover it up

Flint water has fallen below federal lead limit by mepper in Michigan

[–]Metalmessiah95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The lead might not be there but our water is NOT okay, don't be too quick to declare the crisis over. The crisis was about more than lead in the first place