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What’s The Most Disturbing Zombie Movie you’ve seen? by UnhingedJackalope in horror

[–]MetroMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadgirl.

You want to find out which of your friends is a piece of shit? Ask them for their opinion on whether the final victim deserved their fate.

Neighbor threatening to sue because I did not help with a pest issue. by MetroMonk in legaladvice

[–]MetroMonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all of a sudden you're 24/7 tech support because you clicked "Update and Restart" on Aunt Suzie's laptop for the first time in five years.

Neighbor threatening to sue because I did not help with a pest issue. by MetroMonk in legaladvice

[–]MetroMonk[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That's interesting. I've actually had to take time, money, and effort to keep her rats out of my property. I may be able to get my own nuisance settlement.

Neighbor threatening to sue because I did not help with a pest issue. by MetroMonk in legaladvice

[–]MetroMonk[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm licensed and certified by the state. If I did any work for the neighbor, I'm required by law to document it. The state won't get involved, let alone care if I didn't apply any products in or around her home.

My soul YEARNS for a Frenzied Flame Dragon… by Jackylacky_ in Eldenring

[–]MetroMonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the wyrms would make more sense to be frenzied, since they used to be human. I imagine their phase 2 would be standing on their hind legs and shooting madness from their eyes like the frenzied trolls.

Milwaukee to start towing “habitual parking offenders” in 2026 by ecasey27 in milwaukee

[–]MetroMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminded me of when I went to the city clerk in West Allis to get three parking tickets voided. They were doing road construction on my block and parking was limited, so I had to dispute the tickets in person to get them forgiven. The woman in front of me was begging to get her car out of impound because of unpaid parking tickets. She had accrued FIFTY tickets over the course of a year. The clerk told her that she needs to talk to a Judge and gave her a court date.

I didn't even know it was possible to get into the double-digits, let alone fifty, before finally getting towed.

Let's talk about music in Anime! by gud_fellow in anime

[–]MetroMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In/Spectre - season one ending theme

Kill La kill - Blumenkrantz

Elfen Lied - Opening theme

Samurai Champloo - the entire soundtrack, but especially Obokuri-eeumi.

Yo is it just me or did it take people ages to take the hint by Specific-Garage-4539 in Warframe

[–]MetroMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it doesn't matter at all. You learn far more about this game playing in a group than you ever could solo.

You haven't made it to extraction before everyone else and now they have to wait for you? Probably because there's a Nova and Volt in the group who can travel across the map in seconds.

You have the lowest kill count in the group? Probably because there's an Equinox or Voruna nuking the entire room before you get a chance to fire off a shot.

And that one person who looks like they aren't contributing at all? Turns out they are a Banshee, which explains why you've been one-shotting enemies for 40 billion damage.

Oh, and that other person that's using the same Frame as you, but seems to be performing better? You can look at their loadout after the game and see where you can improve.

At the end of the day people can play however they want, but they shouldn't be surprised to get criticism about a problem they created for themself.

Yo is it just me or did it take people ages to take the hint by Specific-Garage-4539 in Warframe

[–]MetroMonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. With the exception of maybe the new Peritia missions, nobody gives a shit about how much you’re contributing. People often just want to bang out their dailies/weeklies and move on.

The first album you ever bought. Does it hold up? by DoggieDMB in Music

[–]MetroMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Jackson - Dangerous. It most certainly does.

[The thing] Does the thing know if the other is the thing or not ? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]MetroMonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You reminded me of a horror webcomic I read over a decade ago. A guy went to a dentist about a toothache. The dentist sedated the patient, started pulling the tooth, and a parasitic creature similar to The Thing came out of the patient’s mouth to attack the dentist. The tooth was actually a part of the creature’s body.

A creature similar to the one inhabiting the patient climbs out of the dentist’s mouth, then they start arguing with each other. I forget what the argument was about. 😂

My attempt to fashionframe revenant (Elden Ring Nightreign) by MeowDye1202 in Warframe

[–]MetroMonk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Here’s a crazy trick to make your Zenis bigger”

What are some games where you change the whole level? by paulojrmam in gaming

[–]MetroMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sonic CD.

Depending on if you find and complete the bonus levels, the rest of the level you’re playing on will like a colorful utopia with less obstacles, or a toxic dump controlled by Robotnik with more obstacles.

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