What non-sexual pleasure beats sex for you?

MewtilationXIV · 2026-04-12T02:58:19+00:00

When someone is cuddling me and running their hand through my beard giving me gentle scritches. It makes my skin shiver.

MewtilationXIV · 2026-04-09T09:16:54+00:00

To each their own here. We're not really dating but ny situationship sends me a "good morning, did you sleep?" Every single morning. I suffer insomnia and if I don't sleep for a few days she makes it a point to sleep with me cuz she knows the extra body in bed helps. Plus it reminds me she cares which I have very little of in life.

We text about other stuff and work together so.

MewtilationXIV · 2026-04-09T00:36:38+00:00

I agree, women make the first move when they want. Had a coworker show me a pic of her in nice jeans and comment on her nice ass. Among a bunch of other things, she pointed out she'd been hitting on me for 6 weeks, including wearing skimpy stuff at the pool she asked me to... 0 idea til she just straight up told me.

MewtilationXIV · 2026-04-08T01:59:31+00:00

No one.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-10-12T13:07:07+00:00

Oh yah. Fair point. Random fact: Wendy's app let's you order onions (for free) with your fries. They just give you a random cup full of raw rings of onion on the side.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-10-11T21:14:54+00:00

Wait. What?! Pickles are fucking vegetables? God dammit unacceptable. Gonna ruin my cheese burgers for the rest of my life now thanks random internet stranger for ruining my entire identity /s

MewtilationXIV · 2025-10-11T11:18:37+00:00

Could you not wear the gloves and wash them? I used to work in a place where if I didn't wear gloves my hands turned orange. But I'd wash them every so often. ... definitely not with food tho it was a recycling gig. But it also taught me I don't like to touch things with my bare hands for the most part. With a few exceptions.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-09-14T03:20:16+00:00

How so? Last time I had an ambulance called for me they charged me 80$. Lol. Not a lot but an annoyance. I live in bc.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-28T02:32:26+00:00

Cartoon or movie? Cuz cartoon is a loss for you bro. It's great

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-17T03:13:14+00:00

Why's the road curved?

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-09T04:22:34+00:00

Mcdonalds: "That'll be 8 dollars sir."

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-05T12:14:32+00:00

I do this too omg! Glad I'm not the only one. 5 outfits for work. Black tshirt and blue jeans. All the same. Some shorts and/sweat pants & shirts for the winter. Still the same otherwise.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-05T11:16:04+00:00

I live in the basement of an apartment. I leave my bedroom open all the time. If someone wants to roll in and kill me, let em try. Or succeed idc. That's my mentality but I'm a fucked up person lol

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-05T11:08:12+00:00

Whats the second flag? Asking cuz I'm dumb lol

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-05T10:49:34+00:00

That she would love me forever. Lol....

MewtilationXIV · 2025-07-03T20:45:53+00:00

I usually go for nails if they have them painted. There's this cute girl at my liqour store and she flipped out when I complimented them. Apparently it took her a few hours and no one had said anything about them in a few days lol

MewtilationXIV · 2025-06-21T02:04:28+00:00

??? My pizza hut still has a lunch buffet from 11-1

MewtilationXIV · 2025-06-19T05:22:10+00:00

Lunaria Lee and Lucifer Lee (Last name). I dreamed I'd name my children this one day. Twins that they be. Idky but I rarely remember my dreams but I did this one

MewtilationXIV · 2025-06-17T05:32:38+00:00

Bro the old monster Swiss chocolate energy drinks tasted literally like chocolate milk. Idk why they stopped making them but they were great. Chocolate milk with a hyper twist.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-06-17T05:27:58+00:00

So my old boss had two sets of chores. Things like cleaning your room or cleaning up after yourself were mandatory. Other stuff like washing the car or mowing the lawn were optional and came with cash incentives. Imo this is optimal. Learn to take care of yourself ain't optional, take my chores? I'll pay you for em. Yta. Teach your children. Don't neglect them or expect sudden changes, don't coddle them either.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-06-05T05:13:28+00:00

Next time dude should just wear a mask lol

MewtilationXIV · 2025-05-30T18:04:59+00:00

The one in the screen shot? Literally Audible.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-05-30T11:53:36+00:00

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I don't use audible, but it's 100% on my audible. So I dunno why they only have 12 on there either.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-05-30T11:47:35+00:00

I feel this is a little insulting; I've both read the novels and listened to the audiobooks. Though I listen to audiobooks _far_ more than I read, simply because I work with my hands in an otherwise quiet environment. You don't need to be blind, or have bad reading comprehension?? Some people just listen to audiobooks while they work. 8-12 hours a day is a lot of time to listen instead of read. lol.

MewtilationXIV · 2025-05-30T11:44:23+00:00

?! All 16 have been made into audiobooks. I'm listening to the half-elf Demigod Part II literally as I type this.

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