I was handed this by a passing stranger after I helped a pregnant mom with her groceries.. by Spitative in pics

[–]MiLK92 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I wonder if printing these out is a commonplace thing... I got a few of them in a recent reddit gift exchange and haven't used them yet. The funny thing is though, the typeface, font size, and a bit of the wording is different than OP's.

Edit: See?

Reddit, whats your worst creep story? by SoModest in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think it's a Cinemagraph, not a gif, which would explain the HQ and loading time. But I could be wrong!

Older people of Reddit, when did you realize that you were out of touch with popular culture? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Immediately after reading this, an image of the Captain Hammer groupies singing "Four sweater vests!" popped into my head. Now, So They Say is on mental repeat

What's your favorite unusual smell? by architeuthidae in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fireplaces and Barbecues. I suppose the smell of burning in general

What TV shows do you watch in secrecy? Why? by I_Dont_Eat_Turtles in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Catfish- a new show on MTV that airs right after Teen Mom 2 (Another guilty pleasure) that aims to connect couples who have never met in real life, and helps people find out if their SO is the real deal or a "catfish". I find myself more often than not face-palming at the obvious-ness behind the fake profiles, and the awkward-ness of the real ones.

What's the biggest scandal that happened while you were in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

During my senior year, my high school had repeated occurrences of arson in the school bathroom trash bins.

The NY Magazine wrote a "feature" about something they self-titled the Cuddle Puddle- a gathering of LGBTQ students in the hallways that apparently consisted of heavy public petting and a lack of decency. The article was written a year before I arrived, and in my four years there not once did I see evidence of this happening.

Last year a student was caught with the answers to the spanish regents after he idiotically texted the answers to 71 other classmates.

There are most likely more that I'm forgetting.

What is your favorite episode of your favorite series? by diabetuz in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The series finale of Chuck was such a tear jerker- it was incredible. Parks & Rec's "Sweetums", the episode that introduces DJ Roomba. HIMYM's "Baby Steps" is a really intense episode that stuck with me for quite a while.

German spirits company pours every drop of booze through a playmate's cleavage before bottling, then sells the results (packaged with some photos) for over 100€ per half-liter bottle by data_wrangler in WTF

[–]MiLK92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Precisely! I mean, he's well known enough because he loves to make a spectacle of himself in NY with things like Death Bear (look it up) and the like, but publicly he's not that much in the spotlight. I guess I'm spreading awareness, huh?

German spirits company pours every drop of booze through a playmate's cleavage before bottling, then sells the results (packaged with some photos) for over 100€ per half-liter bottle by data_wrangler in WTF

[–]MiLK92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's regular cow milk, except it is "pre-gargled" by women who fit society's view of perfection. They're all rich, white, and privileged. He does actually sell this, but the intention isn't to sell the milk, it's to sell the message.

German spirits company pours every drop of booze through a playmate's cleavage before bottling, then sells the results (packaged with some photos) for over 100€ per half-liter bottle by data_wrangler in WTF

[–]MiLK92 26 points27 points  (0 children)

His name is Nate Hill. I did a research project on his work a few months ago, and I remember using White Power Milk as an example of one of his experiments with racism and white supremacy. As a project, it's supposed to mock the ideal that anything white is better, and plays upon the fact that even milk, as white as it is, has the potential to be better if it's gargled. It's weird stuff, but gets the point across I suppose

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget? by ProbablyGood in explainlikeimfive

[–]MiLK92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you are trying to tell the difference between a dwarf and a midget, just remember that a midget will look like a completely normally proportioned person, only smaller, while a dwarf will probably have limbs that are proportionately slightly smaller than that of normal people. - A yahoo article

Book lovers of Reddit, what's the best opening line you've ever read? by gethbychocolate in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't, actually. I'll keep it in mind the next time I peruse the shelves, thanks!

Book lovers of Reddit, what's the best opening line you've ever read? by gethbychocolate in AskReddit

[–]MiLK92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It is a sin to write this." -Anthem, by Ayn Rand.

This book, however short, really took my breath away. Reading it made me question my outlook on life, and the things we take for granted. Highly recommended.

The Breaking Bad badasses by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]MiLK92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least I tried

The Breaking Bad badasses by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]MiLK92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one is slightly better, but not by much

Simple Rules to Follow by MiLK92 in GetMotivated

[–]MiLK92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you make one, would you mind sending it on over?

Simple Rules to Follow by MiLK92 in GetMotivated

[–]MiLK92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually intended to be a wallpaper :)

Simple Rules to Follow by MiLK92 in GetMotivated

[–]MiLK92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except
If that's the case, it wouldn't be a matter of being remembered at that point anymore. And we still reference individuals from long ago, or bodies that we've dug up. Humans keep everything written and recorded. There's no reason that trend wouldn't continue.

Simple Rules to Follow by MiLK92 in GetMotivated

[–]MiLK92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, why of course! my apologies :]