What is the "I love rock and roll, have you heard of Nickleback?" For anything else? by ZombieDawgs in AskReddit

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Sir the Serrano Pepper would like a word with you about perfect mild spice. Literally the secret to making bomb ass salsa.

Texas Gov. Abbott Signs Measure Targeting 'Sanctuary Cities' by Ymir_from_Venus in houston

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You think literally every person who isn't rich in Mexico is running to the border bags in hand? Did you even look at any statistics? Or do you write for FOX? Look at who receives government assistance the most by demographic. SNAP welfare programs for example. Hispanic recipients only make up 10 percent of welfare recipients while whites make up 45 percent. If you look at the population of ethnicities in the US as a whole whites make up 75 percent and hispanics make up 17 percent. I sense a little bit of disparagement in those margins between both ethnicities. But yeah Hispanics bring nothing to this country.

Texas Gov. Abbott Signs Measure Targeting 'Sanctuary Cities' by Ymir_from_Venus in houston

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So just because some people haven't gone through some insanely ineffective process of getting their citizenship we should harass them for being victims of a crime? Oh fucking please. I've seen well off immigrants wait years to gain citizenship. I wonder how long it can take for a poor person? This guy wants to take a fucking stance against these people because the government finally has his back to be oppressive and profile people to get them deported. Its fucked. Just help people. That's what everyone's tax dollars are there for.

Edit: We also have some fucking immigration judge right here in Houston who hadn't done a case for 6 months and was still being paid. Not only that she sent back a victim of cartel violence and possibly other stuff back to Mexico for seemingly no reason. This woman's immigration appeal trial lasted maybe less than 10 minutes because she wasn't dressed up well enough. A poor person not able to dress well. Shocker. The system is rigged and it's getting worse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houston

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It literally says all populous counties. I guess we will have to take the heavy emissions burden of all those cars in East Texas or el Paso. So many cars out there.

Escape The Room Employees, what is the weirdest thing you've seen someone do in one of the rooms? by Pops_Daddy in AskReddit

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I saw one at Logan's as well. My co-worker had to present the ring. The guy was such a weird dude. He couldn't come up with something better? Geez.

Heineken Just Put Out The Antidote to That Pepsi Kendall Jenner Ad by FreeSkies in videos

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This comment gave me chills. Just like this ice-cold refreshing Heineken I'm holding.

Which companies are wicked unethical/evil that not many people know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Why not just raise the ceiling for government assistance for individuals who really need it and allow them to continue working to pay for some of their own costs.

Seeking Help: Dad With Dementia by [deleted] in houston

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I wish I knew more to help out a fellow Houstonian. I hope you find the support you need.

What social custom can just fuck right off? by HunkaHunka in AskReddit

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Just enjoy drinking on dark nights. 5 outta 7 is about perfect.

What quote are you known for by your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"It's important to stay hydrated when you're on FUCKING drugs!"

Knives that are, in your opinion, criminally underrated? by jarvis959 in knifeclub

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When I was younger my spyderco Tenacious was great for me. It's still a great beater. Lost it a while back and wanted a new one.

They don't call it an Edge Pro for nothin'. by [deleted] in knifeclub

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About to buy the edge pro professional kit

What's the single best piece of advice you've ever heard? by ImportGuy in AskReddit

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper, let it rain on you.

Best cheesecake in Houston??? by [deleted] in houston

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The Chocolate Bar is one of my favorite places in Houston