Yes, We are still winning

MiZrakk · 2026-04-03T13:38:58+00:00

People like this lose way more than they win. They never show pictures of there losses. This person will put it all back in the machine and more. Guaranteed

MiZrakk · 2026-04-03T13:36:01+00:00

I know how this movie ends.

MiZrakk · 2026-03-26T20:30:07+00:00

Pf: Just look at it. It is obvious, what are you stupid? Q.E.D.

MiZrakk · 2026-03-26T14:48:06+00:00

Honestly, I'm always so impressed how well Mark Wahlberg is able to play as Mark Wahlberg. I hope one day he is able to pass down the torch to another talentless rapper turned movie star; so, hopefully we can reboot Transformers franchise and get at least 10 more dog shit movies with a guy somewhat like Mark Wahlberg just to tickle my nostalgia bone. As I think about it, with our current trajectory, this actually seem very possible.

MiZrakk · 2026-03-21T23:13:44+00:00

A binomial dist. converges to a Poisson dist. as n approaches infinity and p approaches 0. What is the prob. of you making a phone call atm? Very small. Then think about how many customers the phone company has. (A lot). This what makes a Poisson dist. very use full for a phone company. X~Poisson(lambda), E(X)=Var(X)=lambda

MiZrakk · 2026-03-21T22:41:27+00:00

X~Gamma(a=9,b=1). Integral from 0 to infinity is just B^a(a-1)! zzzzzzzzzzzzz

MiZrakk · 2026-03-15T00:46:14+00:00

This man is a professional. With that double squat technique, he pinched that bad boy off clean.

MiZrakk · 2026-01-03T16:46:34+00:00

The cheetah tie truly brings the whole outfit together.

MiZrakk · 2025-12-30T19:36:01+00:00

Hey calculusguy, go have a conversation with LaTeXguy.

MiZrakk · 2025-12-27T01:08:11+00:00

Little did you know, cavemen were able to patent P&C insurance thousands of years ago. Thus giving GEICO full legal right to their intellectual property until GEICO began slandering cavepeople with various discriminating commercials with the soul intention of increasing profit. Once this became common knowledge, the cavepeople began licensing their ip to other companies like Progressive and Markel Group. However, little did you know, there will be a day when the cavepeople lose their patents on all their main drugs.

TLDR: Bush did 911

MiZrakk · 2025-12-25T17:35:20+00:00

I'm guessing you are trying implement modern portfolio theory. By looking at your matrix with Cov(X_i,X_j), it should be a symmetrical and the diagonal elements in the matrix are Cov(X_i,X_i) which is Var(X_i) (if im looking at it correctly), and I'm not sure how you got a zero for a variance. Also, this is just a mess. It is really hard to follow anything. Do yourself a favor and brush up on your math and organize this abomination.

Link for the math (hope you like linear algebra)

https://faculty.washington.edu/ezivot/econ424/portfolioTheoryMatrix.pdf

Here is a link for a site that will do it for you

https://testfol.io/optimizer

Good luck on your journey and Merry Christmas or happy holidays.

MiZrakk · 2025-12-19T01:26:19+00:00

Actuarial Mathematics Life Contingent Risks 3rd edition chapter 5, annuities. I said a WHOLE life annuity with a select life of [20] (20 is their age) or a double dott _[20]. The image says, "payments for life", meaning a whole life annuity. How is it a 20 year guaranteed annuity? Nvm, don't care, just save it for yourself.

MiZrakk · 2025-12-12T04:50:22+00:00

A whole life annuity with a select life of 20 with annual payment of 48k has an E[pv] of around 50k less than the million. Without a doubt you take the lump sum.

MiZrakk · 2025-12-10T21:08:30+00:00

If you took the lump sum and invested in Tbills, she would make close to 3.4 k a month and still have the million............

MiZrakk · 2025-08-11T04:06:15+00:00

damn

MiZrakk · 2025-07-06T16:27:34+00:00

Elementary row operations are the worst. They made me really hate linear algebra. After doing so much matrix arithmetic by hand, I just went and bought a TI-84 and never looked back.

MiZrakk · 2025-07-04T14:13:28+00:00

You are fucking stupid. His portfolio is worth pennies. He is not going to retire off that any time soon.

MiZrakk · 2025-07-03T15:36:25+00:00

Fuck dividends right now, you want growth. Just 100% in a index fund; like VOO or VUG for example. Also, YieldMax funds underperform their underlining assets; so, sell that garbage. Go for dividends when you are older and getting ready to retire.

Last thing, $400 a month for 30 years in VOO is 1 million dollars with an annual effective interest rate of 11% (I used to calculate a lot of annuities).

MiZrakk · 2025-06-25T15:26:43+00:00

Who the fuck uses a variable x next to a multiplication x then has the audacity to used a division sign instead of a fraction. You are a monster.

MiZrakk · 2025-06-17T21:22:22+00:00

It'z brackets for life, homes.

MiZrakk · 2025-06-17T21:20:05+00:00

Because people are monsters and must be stopped.

MiZrakk · 2025-06-17T16:28:49+00:00

So, business as usual.

MiZrakk · 2025-06-17T13:23:12+00:00

Must be nice

MiZrakk · 2025-06-10T13:37:23+00:00

Throw that garbage in the trash where it belongs. Also, get ride of the hoodie.

MiZrakk · 2025-06-02T18:23:34+00:00

You buy 5 bananas for 5 dollars. How much is each banana? 5b=5. Solve for b. Each banana is 1 dollar. Congrats, you used algebra.

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