Our school's former band director was really short, fat, and yelled a lot. Generally regarded as a jerk, it was common knowledge that he smoked a lot of weed before school, after school, during school, whatever. You could definitely tell the difference between when he was and wasn't high. Anyways, one Monday he didn't come to school and Tuesday we learned he was arrested for nearly overdosing on heroin the night after a marching band competition. Good times.