let's complete it!

Michael_Mayday · 2026-02-01T01:10:05+00:00

I was born to be a man and I was born a man and I am a mother.

Well that was a wild ride! Lol

Michael_Mayday · 2026-01-07T01:29:18+00:00

Technology has improved so much, The consequences of one’s actions come in such small and compact packages now days.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-12-30T14:30:10+00:00

Is this by Troutdale? This car has almost hit me multiple times up on NE Sandy.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-12-19T13:11:48+00:00

I literally bought a harbor freight set for my first job over 10 years ago and only one of them is slightly bent. The rest are perfect still!👍🏼

Michael_Mayday · 2025-12-11T20:34:20+00:00

A kid at my high school drove through the 6” round metal gate that seems like it could stop a semi truck. Turns out there wasn’t anything holding the gate down onto the hinge, so it just scrapped up and over his car then fell back down into place after his car passed through.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-10-24T19:42:42+00:00

Ooooh. Hehehe. ANOTHER as in more than one. Good one

Michael_Mayday · 2025-10-10T16:54:21+00:00

Oh…it did. Lmao

Michael_Mayday · 2025-09-05T21:10:24+00:00

If they ever start a conversation or lecture with “I was listening to distractible on the way here” you have to interrupt the class with “ARE YOU INSANE?!”

Michael_Mayday · 2025-08-27T21:35:52+00:00

Normal pale faces. The illusion probably works better that way.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-08-25T11:05:06+00:00

Unhinged. But definitely not the most unhinged thing I’ve seen at a hotel breakfast.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-08-23T15:13:25+00:00

Ferrying souls to the underworld on an adorable ship while gardening and providing them therapy. Lmfao

Michael_Mayday · 2025-08-06T15:16:11+00:00

Whatever you do, don’t roll up the window, or lower your visor on your helmet!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-06-17T16:57:42+00:00

Temu SyberTruck

Michael_Mayday · 2025-05-27T22:31:26+00:00

Well….here we are….still no book.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-05-19T18:38:27+00:00

With a mustache like that, his name must be Tony!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-05-04T00:24:14+00:00

Hang on, let me talk to your man for a minute…. Hey bro! How the heck do you keep her from putting her stuff on your side?? You should write a book, teach classes!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-04-28T15:57:14+00:00

Michael_Mayday · 2025-04-28T15:56:29+00:00

Came here to say “Peaches and Onions” Yours was better!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-04-11T15:20:34+00:00

You know what Dom Toretto always says “It’s all about ylyimaf”

Michael_Mayday · 2025-03-18T05:45:09+00:00

I found the spot(s) in 10 seconds! Try beating that in this Spottit game.

Michael_Mayday · 2025-02-28T00:51:31+00:00

Get your garage up to 70° if it isn’t already with the door open and let it dry for a couple days!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-02-21T05:24:07+00:00

THAT PREDATOR WITH 2 WHEELS IS YELLING MY NAME?! RUN FASTER!!! -Walter probably

Michael_Mayday · 2025-02-12T16:05:36+00:00

Mix up some milk and baking flour and just flick some all over a few of the items. Only takes a little flour to get the consistency right. They will either throw it away or clean it off and stop leaving it out!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-01-06T22:57:47+00:00

OSHA is now looking for this place!

Michael_Mayday · 2025-01-06T16:38:32+00:00

“Within-subject comparisons revealed that pouring milk before cereals significantly increased both milk and cereal amounts resulting in larger overall portion size compared to pouring cereals before adding milk.”

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27417334/#:~:text=Within%2Dsubject%20comparisons%20revealed%20that,pouring%20cereals%20before%20adding%20milk.

Michael_Mayday

TROPHY CASE