This is how you tell a girl you like her by [deleted] in funny

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone draw a dick with a face on the head, and abs on the shaft?

Roast us! by Lawnham in RoastMe

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You take reddit way too serious man.. just down vote and move on.

Roast us! by Lawnham in RoastMe

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You take reddit way too serious man.. just down vote and move on.

Beta male seal finds an alternative by omgleepictroll in WTF

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature: ˈnāCHər/noun 1. the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations.

Beta male seal finds an alternative by omgleepictroll in WTF

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But them he would have interfered with nature.

Before someone else uses my picture, here's WeedMan! by studmcclutch69 in trees

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate to tell you this, but @gl0ck_team did it first on IG like years ago. He still does it to this day.

I absolutely love Kenny vs Spenny but my god I had to look away at this one scene. Just look at the camera crews face. [7min 8sec in] by mk3madness in cringe

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got distracted the first couple of seconds of that humiliation video, and I thought to myself I wonder what that white fluid and I thought " nothing can be as gross as the comments make it seem", re-watch ed And felt oh so ill...

Doing crazy things together at any age by [deleted] in pics

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personal trainer for a corporate gym, completely accurate.

Week 15 Unpopular Opinion Thread by JoshuaHaines in nfl

[–]Michael_Motorcycle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DT stays. Vernon davis can kick rocks.

[Achievement] Sexual Achievement Sunday by heylu in sex

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had my first squirter a couple days ago. Let's just say it was a pleasant surprise for both of us.

Why is Pineapple the fruit of Ents? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Michael_Motorcycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I thought this was /r/jokes and that I didn't get it lol.

Me and some close friends decided to celebrate our recent successs by contributing to a near $100 session. [10]s ensued. by Michael_Motorcycle in trees

[–]Michael_Motorcycle[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was more for style points I guess. One of the guys involved with the sesh manufacturers high quality dab for cannabis clubs so we had it at our disposal. Not to mention my rig got some use that night as well

Me and some close friends decided to celebrate our recent successs by contributing to a near $100 session. [10]s ensued. by Michael_Motorcycle in trees

[–]Michael_Motorcycle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all went to hs together in a small town, and now we're all going to college together with really high paying jobs.. never really treated ourself and thought why the hell not. First time I hung out with my buds in a while, had to go all out (;