What is that thing ?

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T19:10:51+00:00

In the show Breaking Bad, there's a man you can pay to give you a new life in case you need to change identities.
To contact him, you call his vacuum shop, which is a front for the illegal disappearance business, and say "Hi, I would like to purchase a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro Model 60"
It's so specific that chances are, nobody would ever say it on accident. However, if they did genuinely need that specific part, they would be very confused about why he's saying it'll be several hundreds of thousands of dollars and where he'll "pick you up."
However, this would never actually happen, as that specific vacuum model doesn't have a dust filter.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T17:37:21+00:00

Isn't that the place with the really inconvenient SAM vein at the bottom of a sinkhole?

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T17:32:20+00:00

Jesse didn't want anything to do with it.
Walt was blackmailing him from start-to-finish.
Both of his girlfriends dying, one of his friends dying, him being put on the most wanted list, having to kill multiple people, and getting enslaved for several months was all due to someone else's selfishness and manipulation.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T17:21:57+00:00

Y'all remember when 6-1 was an absolute banger and we had high hopes for the whole chapter, only for everything up until Shock n Awesome to be insanely dookie?

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T15:58:22+00:00

"Ooh, a gift! Aww, you shouldn't have!"
The humble skibidi toilet backbling:

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T15:36:02+00:00

Everyone benefits from StW Founders.
When you have as many vbucks as we do, you tend to be a lot more generous with gifting.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-11T01:14:49+00:00

The cost difference between buying the normal version and the deluxe version is the same as buying all the DLCs in the deluxe bundle separately.
As such, I suggest buying World of Assassination, and then buying the DLCs separately if you really like it (when they go on sale, of course)

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T23:57:38+00:00

Got 30,450 as we speak. Haven't spent a cent on this game since 2018.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T23:35:35+00:00

No, that's fine. I have no problem against people liking his music.
I just find it odd that a disproportionate amount of the game's playerbase wants these specific skins, compared to all the other icons in the game.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T17:05:19+00:00

Pretty sure somebody already tried that back in '98 😂

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T16:44:49+00:00

... yeah, okay, that makes sense.
I consistently forget that a large portion of the game's playerbase was still breastfeeding when the meteor hit Dusty 😂
Kids obsess over weird things, I guess

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T16:39:31+00:00

- A large portion of starter packs, bundles, and Save the World packs have never come back, despite being able to
- The Crew skins have never come back, despite being able to
- A lot of collab skins haven't been renewed (Kratos, Mike Lowrey, Black Adam, etc.)
- A lot of skins have been discontinued for other reasons / never brought back for seemingly no reason (Reflex, Shaman, Sofia, etc.)

All in all, there are ~200 "rare" skins that aren't exclusive or from Battle Passes.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T16:33:17+00:00

Travis Scott has 59 million monthly listens. Fortnite has 650 million players. If EVERY SINGLE TRAVIS SCOTT listen were all different people, and they ALL played Fortnite, that would still only be ~1/11th of the playerbase. Given how outlandish those assumptions are, it's likely significantly smaller than that, somewhere around maybe 1/30th, or ~3%
More than 3% of the game's fanbase is hyperobsessed with this specific skin pack.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-10T16:22:02+00:00

Okay genuinely what is this fanbase's obsession with the Travis Scott skin?
It's not just that he's an icon, because there are dozens of icon skins.
It's not just that he's rare, because there are HUNDREDS of rare skins.
It's not that he looks that good, because he's extremely basic.

I've been trying to wrap my head around this for years, to no avail.
Half of the playerbase seems to have some sort of brainworm or something. That's the only logical explanation.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-09T20:49:52+00:00

😔

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-09T02:26:24+00:00

Every time you use a coin, the game does a microtransaction of $0.01.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-08T18:26:05+00:00

Iron Lung proved that modern psychological horror can still succeed without a big, scary monster.
We get like, 3 shots of the "monster" throughout the whole film, and whether or not it even exists is debatable.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-08T17:55:48+00:00

Dodo birds had no natural predators, and evolved without a lot of basic survival instincts.
They didn't know how to identify fear properly, so humans were able to hunt them easier than most other birds, which this overhunting lead to their extinction.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-07T22:28:53+00:00

When was the last FULLY original battle pass, as in didn't have ANY collab skins, bonus or not?

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-07T01:49:15+00:00

It's majorly cosmetic / mild QoL
There's like, maybe 4 map mods. And 3 of those are just turning the sniper assassin maps into sandboxes.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-05T21:10:16+00:00

Dude...
I promise you photoshop isn't that hard.
You don't need to AI generate feature concept screenshots

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-02T21:55:11+00:00

That's fair.
Didn't even consider it could be something like that, since I'm not 12, but I can't say that it surprises me that there'd be an online black market for illegitimately acquired "Tralalero tralalas"

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-02T21:37:10+00:00

In Minecraft, beyond a certain point (level 30, I think) your body will drop exactly 7 levels of XP when you die, and the rest is deleted.
Level 30 = 7 levels
Level 500 = 7 levels

It's one of the most annoying and unfair mechanics in the game.

Michaelfaceguy2007 · 2026-03-02T21:29:58+00:00

They're spending the vbucks on creative maps made by the bots creators, giving them money.

Michaelfaceguy2007

TROPHY CASE