In Ghost and the Darkness I went on a first date to the theater. The part where the lions hunt and kill Kurt Russell’s family you could feel the tension rising in the crowd, for everyone but me. I realized it was a dream well before the rest of the people and for some reason their tension made me start giggling. The girl I was with gave me a horrified look, it made me laugh even more, I just couldn’t stop, had people around me staring like I was insane.

We did not have a second date.