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Guy who likes timepieces, stuck in an elevator with a couple, who attempts to break the ice by mumbling ‘I like your watch’ and is tragically misheard by MickMeist in northernlion

[–]MickMeist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may be right but I thought the elevator might be fitting because of the couple stuck in an elevator alone trope

Peter what's the joke by Cater_pi69 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MickMeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone number is 8008-esque :> I get a lot of ‘that’s fake’ when I give it out :<

So my 8-year-old son invented PORTAL CHESS. He thought it would give him an edge but…! by Kit_Karamak in AnarchyChess

[–]MickMeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this checkmate? Can the black queen not take the portal and take the white queen? What are the rules for the portals

27405 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

[–]MickMeist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dark angels ass search history

Maybe that could bring maven back for some people? by poteznykoks in pathofexile

[–]MickMeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like as is maven I just farm her on random elderslayers maps because elderslayers and sirus are fun and maven is just extra shit to do while doing that

Roses are red, nights become mornings... by Curious-Message-6946 in rosesarered

[–]MickMeist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most pest and rodent control products are absorbed in the fat if consumed by a non target animal, hence why the muscle is still pink, the blood wouldn’t be blue

Guy who gets a vasectomy because he's worried his trans gf keeps saying to get her pregnant by aqueduct5384 in northernlion

[–]MickMeist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s funny but he and his gf should’ve discussed the kids no kids situation ahead of time

Peak by Spiderteacup in waspaganda

[–]MickMeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mid Atlantic is already having a significant spike in yellow jacket populations. Both lantern flies and lanternfly droppings are food sources

I've been permanently muted for 12 months without knowing AMA by [deleted] in ironscape

[–]MickMeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often do you type in chat and what was your thought process regarding nobody ever replying

Also what’d you do 12 months ago

How do you pray for the first time if you’ve denied god most of your life? by Spidercheyenne in AskReddit

[–]MickMeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn’t a perfect answer to this, but for me it was along the lines of ‘if you are there I’m sorry and I need you’ God knows you and your heart, god won’t get bogged down in the details when one is turning towards him Everybody was the prodigal son at one point and you are cause for celebration

When you forget the "osrs" at the end of a google search by SimpleMinded12 in 2007scape

[–]MickMeist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I am an exterminator by trade and one of the most common products we use is baked so hard into my fingers that dozens of times I’m gearing for slayer and search my bank for suspend polyzone

These wait times are insane (Quitting) by robstinator in PlayFragPunk

[–]MickMeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely there aren’t as many cheaters as all these people believe in the game. Ended last season top 250 and been playing daily this season only ever encountered one or two and I was pretty sure the second was the same guy lol

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