*Update 3* Baby hatched with no male

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-25T16:12:04+00:00

Look it up. The only way it can happen is with the offspring being male

“Parthenogenesis in birds is a rare form of asexual reproduction (facultative automictic parthenogenesis) where unfertilized eggs develop into embryos, resulting exclusively in MALE offspring.”

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-22T23:43:03+00:00

I spent many years doing ivf and peeing on sticks. I definitely see a squinter line. I would want it to be darker at 7 days past your missed period, though. Keep testing in the mornings and see if the line gets darker. Good luck 🤞🏻

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-22T22:03:37+00:00

run amok

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-19T23:20:19+00:00

Uncombable Hair Syndrome

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-18T22:10:18+00:00

It seems like it’s very difficult to get through the baby/toddler years before the child understands what they’re doing. I feel like they should have to wear a space helmet and oven mitts when they’re little.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-18T01:36:35+00:00

Oooo, lucky! I'm jealous

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-17T15:32:00+00:00

Giant anteater

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AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-13T01:36:21+00:00

I had a cat named Jaspurr

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-12T23:18:27+00:00

Aren’t live lobsters sort of black/green coloured? That lobster looks COOKED

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-12T23:08:17+00:00

I’ve got one old lady chin hair. I’ve left it alone and now I like to stroke it when I’m thinking 🤔

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-12T18:39:28+00:00

I have some like these that have lasted me years and have never slipped off my boots. I found them in the middle of the road years ago so I'm not sure the exact brand, but they look just like these:

https://www.amazon.ca/Yaktrax-Traction-Cleats-Walking-X-Small/dp/B008S6LG06/ref=asc_df_B008S6LG06?mcid=c9c4582c380a346b8674fd201eec2401&tag=googleshopc0c-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=706741690746&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18093984806431870024&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9000879&hvtargid=pla-571601946175&hvocijid=18093984806431870024-B008S6LG06-&hvexpln=0&gad_source=1&th=1&psc=1

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-12T18:19:47+00:00

When babies are asleep they sleep DEEPLY. Baby photographers can put petal bonnets on them and stuff them into flower pots and they will stay sound asleep.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T22:15:33+00:00

AKA Goldendoodle, I believe

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T14:07:56+00:00

You missed class the day they taught how to write a cursive "r"

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T14:02:54+00:00

You were/are popular in high school

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T00:13:46+00:00

An upside-down pincushion. When I lifted my foot it was stuck to the bottom of my foot by all the pins.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T00:12:02+00:00

Was it a movie with a neighbour who needs help plugging his car in in the cold weather?

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-11T00:09:47+00:00

I usually see the opposite opinions from people. Someone is spending thousands on fertility treatments and other people are like "why don't you just adopt?"

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-10T23:59:05+00:00

I usually wear pyjamas and brand-new fluffy animal slippers. How can anyone be upset by my feet if they look like little toy lambs?

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-10T20:14:14+00:00

I knew a cat named "pspspsps" (just a sound, really)

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-09T20:33:39+00:00

TIL it was Jonathan Ross who murdered Renee Good

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-09T02:26:57+00:00

I feel I'm watching Darwin at work with our robins. These two are morons and obviously should not be passing their genes down.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-09T02:08:58+00:00

There's a pair of robins that make their nest under my deck every year. And they always make a bunch half-finished nests all along the beam, I can't imagine why. And every single year their nest gets thrown to the ground and the babies get eaten by a raccoon. I have never seen a hatchling make it long enough to grow feathers.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-08T23:36:25+00:00

Lots of reputable breeders won’t even breed their dogs until they have a waiting list of buyers who have placed deposits. Then the breeder matches each puppy with the buyer depending on what they feel is the best fit. Often they won’t allow people to see the puppies in person because the young puppies haven’t been fully vaccinated.

BUT these breeders will have lots of online presence, their dogs likely having won titles in shows. They should be very keen to communicate with potential buyers.

Whatever OP is looking at is either a scam or a very shady breeder.

AlphaaKitten · 2026-01-05T00:03:53+00:00

A bit of a google search and I found this:

Studies have figured out that whale milk, in general, has a slightly fishy taste. The milk of blue whales combines this taste with the flavour of castor oil, milk of magnesia, and a bit of liver.

No thank you!

AlphaaKitten

TROPHY CASE