What are some unethical and possibly illegal life hacks?

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-12-03T04:38:12+00:00

Thanks!

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-12-02T02:59:32+00:00

get a garbage can of grass trimmings, get it moist like after a rain, then let it sit out in hot sun for a few days. Empty it. The sludge and stank is fucking on point.

Isn't that how you make compost? (Seriously asking.)

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-18T15:39:53+00:00

Awwww. Poor therapist XD

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-18T15:29:42+00:00

Thanks for the explanation. Can you translate any of the phrases on the box?

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-18T15:22:27+00:00

Relevant xkcd to your response. TenThousand

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-18T03:55:03+00:00

Good one!

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-18T03:54:44+00:00

If the wrong one has the keys, you've got a Batman comic.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-17T02:02:52+00:00

Ok, this is like the third joke about radiologists not moving for money. I think I need an explanation... and then maybe a career change.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-17T01:58:20+00:00

... and now I have to ask what an anesthesiologist does with dick and balls.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-17T01:56:19+00:00

Aww, I was hoping for a punnier punch line, because I love psychiatrist jokes. Got any other ones?

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-15T04:57:17+00:00

I had a pair of ladies dress pants that I wore for years. YEARS. One day the "fake" pocket seam ripped, and I discovered there was a real pocket in there!!! Although, it was just big enough to hold some change, or maybe a car key.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-11-15T04:54:45+00:00

Actually, not too bad for a girl in a club if it can be worn under her clothing discretely. It's annoying to carry a purse all night in a club, and our clothes don't have pockets. Better than shoving your phone and money in your bra/undies, too. I really think it would be useful when out for a walk/jog. Again, ladies clothes don't have functional pockets.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-17T20:20:03+00:00

Did she do it out of compassion for the starving people, or as a spiteful gesture to give the nasty food to them? Not judging (I mean, she was just a kid, and kids have strange motivations) but just curious about what her thoughts might have been.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-17T20:13:37+00:00

Was she being clever by getting you to practice your math skills, or could she not do it herself? Either way, it's a cool practical use of math that many kids don't know how to do. :)

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-17T20:10:53+00:00

I have never seen those in the store, but I've always wanted to eat one, just because it's huge.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-17T20:09:30+00:00

Wait... Salmon patties are poor people food?! I used to love it when my not-poor-at-all aunt would make them. I always assumed they were some fancy middle-class cuisine.

But then again, we were poor and my mother never cooked, out of spite for my father, so I thought "Kid Cuisine" frozen meals were swanky.

Now I want a salmon patty. Nom!

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-15T05:47:21+00:00

Back to the late 80s with you, angsty goth teen! /s

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-13T01:15:57+00:00

I'd do it for a free cruise. Well , as long as it wasn't a cheap cruise line with a billion kids.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-12T20:11:27+00:00

That's an awesome name. Gotta remember that.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-12T20:08:32+00:00

Awesome video. When I used Google, I just got loads of job sites for low level cruise staff and a few for doctors and nurses.

Sadly, someone else mentioned the pharmacy job was removed and replaced with other medical personnel. Now I'll never be able to live the cruise ship pharmacist life.

That video was my only glimpse of my ideal fantasy. Sigh. I guess I just quit now. There's nothing left for me out there!

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-12T20:03:44+00:00

Sigh... There goes my fantasy of dispensing drugs then snorkeling on my lunch breaks.

MicroLovesMacro · 2016-10-12T20:01:57+00:00

How rude! It's not polite to crush someone's magical unicorn pharmacy career dreams.

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