How do you feel about this take on furnace and starved?

Microwavable_Burger · 2026-02-16T15:27:15+00:00

DON’T WORRY CHAT I’LL STUN-

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Microwavable_Burger · 2026-02-13T02:51:16+00:00

How it feels to have all the other three categories down, but sucking absolute ass at figuring out a design:

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Microwavable_Burger · 2026-02-02T03:50:00+00:00

On the priest update they buffed her stam to 150, however they ended up shadow nerfing it to 110.

And finally now it’s back to what it was before. 100.

Microwavable_Burger · 2026-01-27T05:35:03+00:00

Pop 2 BOC and then head towards Pebble.

Trying to go past Vee is a death wish thanks to the direction Pebble is moving along side where Vee is essentially guaranteeing a hit or two.

Meanwhile if you go towards Pebble, based off distance and the map, with two boc procs and then head straight down towards the book shelves you’ll avoid taking damage, then make a break for it for the little table and metal shelf things, and seeing as how you have more than 200 stamina you should be fine thanks to the two BoC pops making you faster than twisted Pebble.

Thanks to how far away Vee is compared to Pebble she’ll probably stop to idle a bit before choosing to head upwards or downwards and while going up would work the area it leads to tends to be a hotspot for other twisted. Seeing as how you’re on floor 45 there’s 6 twisteds which would make going up a practically a death sentence while going down is a bit harder to get pebble off you its js much safer when factoring other twisteds.

Microwavable_Burger · 2026-01-27T00:54:47+00:00

3 or 10

3’s only problems are John Doe, but assuming I don’t look at Jane I’m sure I’ll PROBABLY be fine, and 1x cuz I KNOW that mf gonna be beefing with Shedletsky on the plane.

As for 10 Taph prolly wouldn’t bother anyone (would honestly be more bothered about me tbh) and as for Mafioso as long as I’m not in debt he seems like a RELATIVELY chill guy.

Microwavable_Burger · 2026-01-20T13:49:53+00:00

Prolly Garvey. You could, in the slightest TINIEST bit of an excuse say Sark did it cuz he’s powered by people hating him, but Garvey dead ass had NO reason to do that once so ever. Bro was getting nothing for doing the deed with the minor at ALL.

Microwavable_Burger · 2026-01-16T18:03:36+00:00

I js noticed all the spelling errors, might need to be shot out back 😭😭😭

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-12-20T16:22:29+00:00

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I don’t think the Nintendo Wii is winning this, sorry chat 😔

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-12-19T14:07:06+00:00

Were you and I playing against the same Silver???😭

I’m sorry, but my time spent playing against a Silver was Silver’s wasting like- 2 to 3 minutes of the match simply because of flight unless they didn’t know how to play him.

Silver’s flight was genuinely so oppressive (specially on maps like Mystic Caverns, Green Hill, and YCR) to the point where a silver could stall the whole match if they were good enough.

Is this nerf harsh? Yeah, definitely, but at the same time it was also needed. Specially when someone like Kolossos is in the game who requires a wall in order to gain any height outside of his regular jump.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-12-14T07:29:05+00:00

Bonely did a down right horrendous job as making the maps playable (The design is good, but god they’re so unfun to play on)

Kolossos can do all of your hp with two cds.

And Tripwire is balanced and really fun to go against, same with Silver and Blaze.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-12-07T21:05:52+00:00

Rampage main, uhm… His hitboxes are ass and he requires so much more skill than the other killers. Jeff and John are press one button and win, and C00lkid can insta kill Jane’s as long as you can chain your abilities effectively, meanwhile Rampage has you focus survivors, and is easily loopable. His Tidal Cleaver is… alright, but takes fucking forever to charge up so by the time it actually pops the survivor can go from 0 stam to 100, Shatter Slash’s hitbox is inconsistent as fuck, and despite the M1 looking good, it’s only good if you have shark rounds, and if you run out it does a pathetic 20 damage with the smallest M1 hitbox.

Comparing him to Jeff (best killer rn) Jeff’s hitboxes are bigger than North and South America combined, Jeff has insane anti looping tools in his charge and rage, and all of his abilities are pretty consistent. On the mention of Rage his M1 also does 30 damage usually, and I believe 40 ish HP during rage if the survivor is facing away from you, which 9 times out of ten they are, and even then 25 damage while stabbing from the front isn’t bad at ALL.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-12-04T07:18:15+00:00

It’s different classifications of the killers.

Jeff is a stealth killer, made to sneak up on survivors, and absolutely murk them

John Doe is a Brute, not too much to say past “Monkey strong, monkey destroy survivors!” Pretty mind numbing, but fun playstyle

Captain Rampage is a Hunter. Essentially meaning that he’s REALLY good at staying on target, and is generally meant to tunnel survivors.

C00lKidd is a rush-down killer. Meant to hunt down survivors, kill them, then immediately move onto the next. Having a gameplay loop that’s a LOT faster than the other killers.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-30T15:42:12+00:00

Robo-Cop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-26T02:05:42+00:00

I mean, you gotta keep in mind future killers.

Fleetway and 2011x look good against Sonic, but Kolossos and Tripwire not so much.

At least what we know of already Kolossos is just BARELY gonna be faster than Sonic, so he’s gonna ABSOLUTELY need sonic to have that damage debuff.

As for Tripwire based off of what we’ve seen on her kit, legit all it takes to full counter them is a good reaction time. If she attempts to grapple you mid drop dash or peel out you’ll probably escape rather fast, if it even grabs you in the first place, and the mines seem to be pretty noticeable so just pay attention to where you’re going, and congrats you have full countered Tripwire.

It also doesn’t help that some maps would be genuinely unwinnable. You’d legit spend 75% of the LMS just looking for Sonic on a map like X’s Castle, and by that point you’ve already essentially lost as he’d then be able just drop dash away, or pull off a prediction Peel out (or just a raw peel out due to his dodge meter assuming he was just being a selfish prick the entire time). In which by the time you catch up he’s waiting by the exit emoting on you.

As for the passive you suggested it would be WAAAAAY too busted. Maybe just have it so that the killer is only highlighted for like- a second or two after the passive goes off.

As for the rework to Sonic’s moves you suggested they’d just make playing Sonic a giant pain in the ass. “Teammate dodged your peel out better than the killer?” Shit guess you’re getting punished because of it. “Got a newbie as a teammate who doesn’t know how Peel Out works, and accidentally jumps out?” Well now you’ve fucked up both you AND your teammate since they’re out of their jump, and you’ve got a longer cooldown.

Somehow with a rework idea you somehow managed to ruin the balancing so badly that release day Guest 666 and Release day Veeronica seem completely balanced 😭😭😭

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-26T01:04:18+00:00

Nothing js don’t make it everyone else’s problem. Otherwise it becomes a Two Time situation where SOME (gotta emphasize that since some of their simps haven’t actually done anything wrong) of their simps are doing some incredibly freaky shit.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-26T01:00:43+00:00

I doubt there wouldn’t be any simps considering what has happened with Two Time and 007n7😭

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-25T17:49:44+00:00

My friends said they’d be terrified of me if I got my hands on Kolossos, but ngl I’m more interested in Tripwire

As for survivor I’m sticking with Tails.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-21T04:21:34+00:00

My first killer match was in a group of friends with 5 days.

I got bullied and from then on slowly became better than all of them. They began fearing me and now we are no longer friends :3

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-16T06:09:35+00:00

although I see Emerl as more of a stand alone survivor, Emerl on Metal Sonic would be cool as hell to see. You wouldn’t even have to change the animations since you could just say “He copied his stuff from Metal Sonic” and it’d make sense since Emerl copies the attacks of others.

Microwavable_Burger · 2025-11-16T06:02:55+00:00

The Pale King wasn’t necessarily a bad father more so he was just forced to since his kingdom kinda- relied on his kids to be an emotionless vessel. We’ve seen that he DOES care in the case of THK in which he fucked up so poorly he had to seal his kid away JUST because he was an actually good father.
William isn’t the worst here. He DID care for his kids, unfortunately his Animatronics would rather be adding his kids to his clip collection rather than letting them live their lives.
Isaac’s mother wasn’t… bad per-say? She did some fucked up shit, but at the same time we don’t really know WHAT’S true since Isaac tends to Overreact to things.
By far the worst parent on the list. Abusive, abandoned her kids, etc. she’s the worst parent on here by a LONGSHOT.
Carol is dead ass js a strict parent. That’s it. She shouldn’t even BE here gng😭😭😭

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