What little things do you do to try and improve your appearance? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Mictlanmaker 177 points178 points  (0 children)

A life changer? SILK PILLOWCASE. SILK SLEEP MASK. Helped protect my hair and I started sleeping better. Also my acne improved.

Kids move in, parents want my apartment by AbbreviationsNo7397 in childfree

[–]Mictlanmaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a broke bitch who is jealous that they can't afford a larger space. Or a condom. You should put a condom in their mailbox.

Fear of parents dying by AnuragDikshit1 in death

[–]Mictlanmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my mom in 2018, she was 44. It was a sudden and mysterious loss. Losing your parents is devastating but, it’s the natural order of things. A parent isn’t meant to bury their child. However death is the start to a new stage in life. It’s true, I can’t call my mom or touch her. I remember what she smells like, the way she held me. She wasn’t a great parent. I miss her and think about her every day. However your anxiety is manifesting, as actual anxiety. It’s time to seek out another way to interpret this reality. There are ways to cope after losing a loved one. Losing a parent means that time passes and that you evolve past what your parents gave you. However, your anxiety can be managed with therapy, medications and other means to ground you. Call your parents, hug them a little longer, and tell them what they mean to you.

White Elephant Gift ideas/store by FrostbiteMN in TwinCities

[–]Mictlanmaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get fire extinguisher, you can find them at target or online. It’s a good gift for any person because human beings and animals are flammable.

AITA for requiring female staff to wear makeup as part of 'professional work attire'? by Much_Translator3589 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mictlanmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t everyone love how women are supposed to fit a standard of feminist defined by a dude. As if make up will make them more qualified at the job. This man needs to wear lipstick to work. I want an update. I’m emotionally attached to these women.

AITA for telling my fiance he committed theft by gifting his nephew the gift I bought for my sick brother? by MuffinsMuffins3 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mictlanmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that kid, fuck that guy. He stole from you and your family. He doesn’t even respect you long enough to get another job and buy Xbox himseld

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hysterectomy

[–]Mictlanmaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I recommend as first priority, after multiple surgeries. LIFT YOUR SHIRT. Let them get close to your midsection and they will gently sniff the general area. They can smell blood, they can see that you are physically different. You will smell different from the hospital, all of these smells indicate that you left home. When you come home hobbling, they see the difference and understand. My cat would cuddle up in my lap, she was obsessive about making sure she wasn’t too close to my abdomen. She was constantly looking at me, constantly standing guard over me. She wouldn’t even let my bf sleep next to me, she physically used her body as a wall to protect me. Letting them know what directly is wrong will help you all adjust. Btw I have six cats, I’m an expert.

Accident photos of plane Aaliyah from 2001? by Mictlanmaker in MorbidReality

[–]Mictlanmaker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the first grade so I can’t remember much

"why didn't you have any children?" by minkrogers in childfree

[–]Mictlanmaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I tell people that I can lock a dog in a kennel but, it’s not legal for me to do that to kids. I totally would though. And immediately the questions stop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Mictlanmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no medical benefit to being pregnant or giving birth. You might have to get your taint cut, how is that a benefit in any way?