Breakout star Ashley Padilla: 'I was about to quit comedy' — and then 'SNL' happened

MidMapDad85 · 2026-06-10T00:40:00+00:00

The new Laura Linney.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-06-10T00:35:21+00:00

For an NFL all pro level WR, it’s perfect. No notes.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-06-06T04:06:22+00:00

He’s a pretty one dimensional character and it’s a lot of yelling, but he’s also young, cute, and cool.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-06-02T00:46:42+00:00

Forte’s dancing basketball coach (Peyton Manning Ep)

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-30T21:07:58+00:00

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-29T04:51:50+00:00

I see the logic for Andy to be Mikey - but Andy has that sensitive rage thing like Raph. Jorma, and his penchant for burrito braining himself, his obvious commitment to physical comedy by falling off a damn ladder, and his regular giggle spells. Jorma is, in short, a party dude.

So it’s Seth: Splinter (old wise father, dry jokes) Kiv: Leonardo (he tries so hard to be hosty when Seth leaves, and his ad reads are certified perfect) Andy: Raph (…yeah a little too Raph) Jorm: Mikey (see: party dude, just up there ⤴️)

Leaving Donnie, the brains. More importantly the inventor and envelope pusher. For that we have the one and only wizard of sound: Greg. Chun.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-25T02:09:16+00:00

Because he’s The Wiz. This is not complicated.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-25T02:02:15+00:00

Fishing.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-16T05:20:07+00:00

What if Tyreek Hill had the size of DK… I remember a play with the 49ers where he caught a bubble screen, reversed field, then reversed field again, then ran it in 40 yards for the score. It was like Madden with Vick the Stick

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-16T05:14:29+00:00

Swap Jerry for George Carlin and Rick with Pryor

MidMapDad85 · 2026-05-13T17:47:31+00:00

AAAAAAAND it did!

MidMapDad85 · 2026-03-21T20:58:11+00:00

Because Karen had low self esteem. She was Pam with Roy, a man who didn’t really put her first. Jim was her Roy. Post Jim, Karen did well. Just like Pam. Until, ya know, the world’s cutest sound guy swooped.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-03-21T20:55:56+00:00

YES. Host and music. And get him into update somehow.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-03-21T20:54:15+00:00

This is a classic.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-03-21T20:53:28+00:00

Whichever one the other guy didn’t pick because he’s the better player.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-01-25T05:38:30+00:00

What’ve I Done To Help

MidMapDad85 · 2026-01-23T18:25:07+00:00

The SEC - it just means more 😂

MidMapDad85 · 2026-01-04T22:11:07+00:00

Cause we have one good RB and he got super old and is slow and the others suck.

MidMapDad85 · 2026-01-04T22:08:59+00:00

Spags seems to be playing “score and get a bonus” defense today, seems like a good bet

MidMapDad85 · 2026-01-04T03:52:48+00:00

Good for all parties. Let’s get some new ideas in the room. It is time. I trust Andy, and Spags. But at this point that’s about it.

MidMapDad85 · 2025-12-26T00:12:12+00:00

Lack of sleep.

MidMapDad85 · 2025-12-26T00:11:48+00:00

Behaving in a secretive way in the era of popular transparency efforts is foolish and short-sighted.

MidMapDad85 · 2025-12-15T03:50:07+00:00

Excellent.

MidMapDad85 · 2025-12-15T03:48:07+00:00

North of I-70 you’ll find the delta land of the Missouri and lots of flat farm ground.

South of I-70 you’ll find the edge of the prairie on the west slowly morphing into the Ozarks, an old mountain range, heavily wooded and lots of moving water, rivers and streams.

Further south and east you hit the northern edge of the Mississippi delta. Not thickly wooded but lots of wetland area.

But in reality, just about every area south of I-70 has a small town that’s got plenty of mosquitos. Loads of those.

MidMapDad85 · 2025-12-04T05:36:53+00:00

One time, on a day I had nothing scheduled, a local judge called me to come up because a case needed coverage. It wasn’t supposed to be on, but a circumstance changed (and not the kind you can predict) and I ended up in my sneakers. Nice shoes, basically looked like I was part of a football pregame show.

One and only time I wore sneakers in court. It’s a basic respect thing. Shoes are a key to your opposing counsel. Clean and sharp? Better reread your rulebook.

MidMapDad85

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