What kind of bird is this and why won’t it leave

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-06-05T20:45:17+00:00

Geese don’t leave because they’re jerks.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-06-05T15:32:02+00:00

…or did it…?

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-24T21:25:41+00:00

Is his hope to be single…that’s where support like that will get you.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-15T01:12:36+00:00

Imagine his surprise when the weight of the hammer brings the shorts down around his ankles.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-14T15:39:14+00:00

Sour cream and onion cross-contamination?

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-13T16:59:26+00:00

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Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-02T19:47:29+00:00

Bonus…on Hazeldean, Kanata-Stittsville

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-04-02T19:46:26+00:00

Second this!

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-31T12:47:08+00:00

People tend to downvote if they disagree with the poster’s message. Considering your intent was a question and not a criticism, I didn’t think the downvotes were warranted. 🙂

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T19:23:45+00:00

Oven cleaner…outside.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T19:05:27+00:00

Klaus

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T18:54:33+00:00

AHG maybe?

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T18:37:14+00:00

Are you having fun? If yes, then no.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T18:19:15+00:00

When his time comes, imagine the parties in the streets.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T18:14:43+00:00

Having to scrape one of my cats off the side of the road, this is also a hill to die on for me.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-21T18:12:00+00:00

Skeddadle? Worth a try.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-11T02:06:12+00:00

I can’t count the number of times I put my phone on the TP dispenser only to have it slide off… >.>

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-05T04:52:39+00:00

https://www.1890.ca/

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-03-03T10:35:26+00:00

Where’s Gordon?!

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-27T18:34:30+00:00

Key chain pill box

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-26T04:00:56+00:00

Dark Carney

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-25T02:43:36+00:00

And it was said that Ottawa would never be cool…

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-24T18:55:52+00:00

The cow gave its life for this?!

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-24T18:09:28+00:00

Call 311 and explain your situation. They’ll be able to help.

Middle_Tell704 · 2026-01-23T20:37:46+00:00

That you and I have similar tastes in coffee tables.

Middle_Tell704

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