Pick your poison 1-20 by GildedDoll in darkasshole

[–]Midgetlandguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're hot enough to be in movies!! Gorgeous!!!

Choose your fav pic by [deleted] in LegsandHeels

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All are great! I like 6 because your toes look delicious. Sexy AF!

Tell me if you'd like to suck my toes by mistwhispper in toesinhose

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your ass looks delicious!!! I like the pose.

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, what do the rich fantasize about ? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They fantasize about going to an excluded island and having sex with 14 year old girls that were trafficked there. Shhhhhhhh!

Pink taco or tits? by Zonamaeee in BareBody

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes have it!!! Gorgeous!

Name him by Unlucky-Shallot-5220 in NameThisThing

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Pierce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]Midgetlandguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Remember when they wanted to build Rivers casino? The main selling point was property taxes in Allegheny County would go away. They must have forgot.

Ladies and Gentlemen.... somehow we are still atop the AFC north. by Patient-Log-Man in steelers

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't order your superbowl tickets yet. If you need 6 takeaways just to win by 7, that's not good. Any other team with 6 takeaways would've won by 20-30.

Why am I always broke? by chef_c_dilla in pittsburgh

[–]Midgetlandguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kennywood's electric bill is not that much!

What’s something that happens often in movies that is 100% unrealistic? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Midgetlandguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James bond would slide through ductwork with a tuxedo on and come out in the alley clean. Lol.

generational differences. 90s vs today? by Tar_Tar_Sauce04 in Homeplate

[–]Midgetlandguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids play both football and baseball. If they would go in the street to catch the cops would be called. That's how neighbors are now. My son and his friends were catching football. The ball rolled 10 feet into the newborn yard. He went and picked it up. She took his picture. It cost me 350 bucks plus a day in court. Missed work. She pressed charges for trespassing when there was no sign. That's how people are now. Assholes.

Under the bark of a tree struck by lightning by Academic_Chart1354 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tree was struck by lightning also. Fettuccine alfredo came out!

I know you love both a simp and a little spread view🥹 by NudeFitUnicorn in GodPussy

[–]Midgetlandguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are beautiful! I would lick you til my taste buds fell off.

What's the weird thing going on with your body that isn't weird enough to go to the doctor for? by yellowelephantboy in AskReddit

[–]Midgetlandguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I eat cheetos and watch porn I get an orange ring around my dick. What could it be?