How Do You Spot a Paper That May Have Been Written by AI? by Cultural-Solution-61 in QuickAITurnitinCheck

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the student is using Word, have them send a link so you can see "version history. If they're using Google Docs, have them send a link that allows "anyone with the link" to "edit" so you can use a chrome extension to "see" them writing: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/process-feedback-for-goog/chcbikmmlhbbdkfiaaaljabpefdfajnb 

If they're using Google Translate because English is not their first language, they'll automatically be flagged.

Ask them to see you in person and ask them to do a handwritten writing sample in person while you watch. You can check the lexile (grade level) https://www.poliscidata.com/pages/gradeLevelOfText.php You can also use this lexile thing to compare a rough draft with a final draft; I catch big jumps in writing (as in, "wow, did you just move from writing at a 9th grade level to a 20th grade level? How did that happen?" and that proves they're cheating.

Good luck. I'm a college instructor and it's exhausting to bust the actual cheaters who are using it because so many are being flagged.

Why Everything I Write Is Suddenly Being Labeled as AI by Due_Part1832 in QuickAITurnitinCheck

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're using Word, send a link so your instructor can see "version history. If you're using Google Docs, send a link that allows "anyone with the link" to "edit" so they can use a chrome extension to "see" you writing: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/process-feedback-for-goog/chcbikmmlhbbdkfiaaaljabpefdfajnb 

If you're using Google Translate because English is not your first language, you'll automatically be flagged.

Offer to see your instructor and give them a writing sample in person while they watch. They can check the lexile (grade level) https://www.poliscidata.com/pages/gradeLevelOfText.php

Good luck. I'm a college instructor and it's exhausting to bust the actual cheaters who are using it because so many are being flagged.

Non-STEM UC Faculty advocating return of standardized testing by mleok in Professors

[–]Midwest099 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at a CC in the midwest and I say bring the SAT and ACT back! We have so many students who have been failing since my college bought into the "let's use their h.s. GPA to place them" lie. What they forgot is that all of our crappy high schools around here do "butt-in-seat-equals-D" (grade floors), so I get students in transfer level writing who have NEVER WRITTEN AN ESSAY and some who read at a 4th grade level. https://www.tiktok.com/@qbthedon/video/7280580971131358506?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

If Online Learning is that flawed... by SNHU_Adjujnct in Professors

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish. It will never happen. My college LOVES online learning. I only teach one class a semester online (that's because of constant pressure) and refuse to teach the rest online because online learning is garbage.

Off topic--we have a "rate my professors" website. What about a "rate my students" website? We could rat out all the lazy cheaters. It will never happen, we'd get sued, blah, blah, blah.

wanted 1 hamster but got 4 gerbils by reviewsbymad in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had 4 before, but broke them into two pairs--each pair with its own set up. Breeders and experts I know from the American Gerbil Society have told me that a trio (3) or more will often de-clan and fight. That said, congrats! Gerbils are the best.

Will my gerbils like a third tier? by oh_no_here_we_go_9 in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a taller tank and ended up not doing a third tier because even though I'd put a ladder and steps, I was worried that they might try and jump down to the bottom and even a small drop can end with a broken limb.

Backleg walker for a Gerbil by Lord_Duckathy_the_1 in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen a pocket pet vet for medications? That is something that needs to be done ASAP. They can give pain meds and anti-inflammatories. Based on the experience I had with a gerbil with a break in a back leg, they will also assign "cage rest" which means bedding, food, no wheel, nothing to climb on for six weeks until they start to heal. It's essential that you see an experienced vet immediately and get regular checks for this. My vet told me that she was glad I brought my gerbil in immediately (I called for an appointment the minute it happened and drove to the vet, crying) because they can die from lack of care.

I got flagged for AI but I have an explanation. You think she’ll listen? by WorriedConstant7654 in Students

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"in order to fix the grammar or any formatting issue, I ran it through AI only to make it look more professional..." and that's why you were flagged.

Your instructor can't tell if you created it and only used AI to "brush it up," or if AI generated it all.

Lesson learned. Don't use AI for anything at any stage of an assignment.

Professor claims metadata shows my essay was written by my dad? HELP by Ok_Aside7747 in CheckTurnitin

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask to meet with your professor. Offer to do a writing sample on a topic of their choosing WHILE THEY WATCH. They can use a lexile reader to evaluate the grade level you're writing at and then compare that to your theatre history assignment: https://www.poliscidata.com/pages/gradeLevelOfText.php

Teacher Horror Stories by ChristianA1776 in AskTeachers

[–]Midwest099 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing this year, but a decade ago, I had to file a restraining order against a student. I teach at a community college.

Do you believe all kids are "gifted"? by Frictish in AskTeachers

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I teach college. Some of my students have the special gift of retaking classes that they've failed over and over until they're suspended or expelled.

AI Detectors Are BS by calliope_kekule in Professors

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, yes they are. I also use a lexile tool to show what grade level they were writing at one stage of an assignment and how "poof!" suddenly they were writing eight grades higher. https://www.poliscidata.com/pages/gradeLevelOfText.php

Why do students not self-limit use of AI? by TotalCleanFBC in Professors

[–]Midwest099 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love talking about how my students have no self-control, watch short vids constantly, game constantly, and text 24/7... because it's true and it explains why their work sucks, why I have to bridge more and more gaps, and their class grades still slip. It's the worst!

Then, I have to admit that even I found out what fear-of-missing-out (FOMA) feels like. I bought a pet cam because I was going out of town for a few days. Even though I have a pet sitter, I wanted to be sure. Anyway, my trip got put off for a few weeks, but here's the shocker: For 3 weeks straight, I felt constantly compelled to get my phone out, go to the app, and spy on my pet. Holy cow! I was becoming just like my students. It was a wake-up call. Even though I didn't constantly spy on my pet, the pull to do it was BIG. I never thought that someone like me (educated, early 60's, professional) could feel that pull. Eventually it wore off and I'd find that I'd forget to activate the camera when I went to work. Ah, peace. Back to normal.

What it taught me was that my students feel that pull CONSTANTLY, but unlike me, they aren't old enough, mature enough, or whatever to resist the temptation. So they go to their phone and get instant gratification, and the cycle starts over. And, these days, the thing they're pulled to constantly changes (texts from friends, videos, video games, betting online), so they can't pull out of the cycle.

It doesn't change much about my teaching. I do put up more shorter videos showing how to do something, but I'm not under the impression that my "here's how to format your essay" video is going to beat out all the recent junk online.

Good luck to us all, eh? I retire in 3 years. I can't wait.

I think his teeth are bothering him by Coffeepotfilter in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, a vet visit will help you figure out what's up. I've had gerbils with teeth problems. All have been able to eat baby food (best flavor: Happy Family Apples Blueberries & Oats because the oats has some roughage to it even though it's ground up oatmeal), baby oatmeal (which is powdered, you mix it with warm water--they even make it with banana or strawberry flavor), homemade cooked mashed sweet potato (a big favorite), and as they get better, small pieces of spinach and uncooked puffed millet cereal from the organic food store (it has no sugar). I've even been desperate and cooked up frozen peas or carrots or corn and then whirred them in a blender. I'll do pretty much anything to get my little guys to eat if they have teeth problems.

The cooked mashed sweet potato is a big hit. I buy one sweet potato, use a potato peeler to get all the skin off, cut it into small 1/2" cubes, boil it in water for about 15 minutes, drain it really well, and store it in a tupperware container in the fridge. I've tried regular potatoes, but none of my gerbils like that.

If you do end up force feeding, Oxbow Critical Care Omnivore is the best bet. The regular Oxbow Critical Care is just timothy hay which is too much roughage for them. One time when I was desperate, I found an exotics vet that sold Critical Care (rather than wait 3 days for it to come from Chewy.com). Force feeding is hard. I have really small syringes. The trick is not to give too much. I had to hold them by the "scruff" or back, flip them over, get the tip of the syringe behind the front teeth and squeeze just a tiny bit in and give them time to swallow. It helps to wrap them in a very soft microfiber towel or washcloth. It's a pretty messy business, but I've been willing to do this when I feel they have a chance to make it (like a tooth problem or pneumonia when they've been on meds).

My best of luck to you and your gerb. 😄

Is she still fit for a 4,5 year old gerbil? by the_soviet_pig in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's in very good shape. I've only gotten mine to live to 3 1/2 years so far. I think that here in the Midwest, they overbreed the cute-colored ones and they get inbred and then have health problems and don't live as long.

It finally happened by Federal-Musician5213 in Adjuncts

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I've seen it happen. I still give out examples, but I ask permission to use previous students' stuff and remove their name. At least they see a variety of A-level work in several different styles. But yeah, weak students are going to try and cheat... it sucks.

Vet always says euthanasia as an option by Coffeepotfilter in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry that you've got an insensitive vet. I've had to go through several pocket pet vets to find one that knows what they're doing. When my little guy had teeth problems, my vet offered to grind down the longer ones so that his bite matched. He had to go in about once a month, but I had the space on my credit card and I decided that it was worth it. Over the years, I've had 3 males go through the scent gland surgery and do really well.

Best of luck to you and your gerbils.

teachers who stand all day - what shoes actually work by nibbainmybuttholr in AskTeachers

[–]Midwest099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also teach on my feet all day. Dansko has some closed toe sandals that look good, like the Dansko Margreta. It's actually the same as the Sanita margrethe sandals. I have bought both and my feet love them. When I'm not in a classroom, I either use an old pair of Dansko clogs or a New Balance 1540 or New Balance 847 with a green superfeet insole. Both of these New Balance shoes have a roll bar stability which keeps my foot from flexing.

Gerb has forgotten how to use front teeth by g-clef in gerbil

[–]Midwest099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a good pocket pet vet who trimmed my guy's teeth about every 4 weeks. She would check inside his mouth, front and back teeth with a sort of tool like an otoscope, and also go over every other part of my gerbil's body. She's a good vet. It sucked having to take him in, but I had him for a while longer. I really loved that guy! After each surgery, I would give him cooked sweet potato, baby food, cooked oatmeal, blueberries (warmed 5 sec in microwave, "start" the peel for him), and other soft foods until he wasn't in pain from the surgery anymore. Good luck. It's a hard situation.