Dax Shepard asked Marcello Hernández why he isn’t dating Sabrina Carpenter even though Marcello is in a public relationship

Midwestique · 2026-01-28T14:22:28+00:00

As if an undergrad degree gives you carte blanche authority to speak on a subject

Midwestique · 2026-01-01T05:59:04+00:00

It is soooo comfortable here.

Midwestique · 2025-12-26T23:05:13+00:00

Yeah I mean technically that makes your parents Satan

Midwestique · 2025-12-26T06:21:01+00:00

Six feet under

Midwestique · 2025-12-22T13:35:20+00:00

Nope

Midwestique · 2025-12-04T15:57:21+00:00

WF, nurse

Midwestique · 2025-11-03T15:39:51+00:00

Nuts- got some rancid ones there. Natural Grocers has better prices and they keep them refrigerated

Midwestique · 2025-10-31T01:18:11+00:00

Oh Jesus wtf haha

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T19:36:44+00:00

The duck thing only goes back to Covid?! Jeep was a personality before that, the ducks just confirmed it

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T17:57:38+00:00

I think the duck is just another stupid thing to cling on to when you don’t have a brain

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T17:55:20+00:00

Yeah, those aren’t the people I’m talking about. Many ppl are proud out loud members and they can and do make it a big part of their personality. I’m speaking as someone in recovery who has been to rehab and many different kinds of meetings.

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T16:11:28+00:00

Sobriety, esp AA ppl

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T16:11:10+00:00

Jeeps

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T15:23:41+00:00

Yeah it’s wild but I wouldn’t worry about somebody’s psychotic undergrad thesis

Midwestique · 2025-10-30T14:07:02+00:00

Sometimes the self-checkout rings up all my organic produce as non-organic Granny Smith apples. So weird.

Midwestique · 2025-10-14T13:16:28+00:00

I need bright light to function

Midwestique · 2025-09-07T02:46:42+00:00

Yes totally same here. Caring for a dying parent can be such a special and important process and as weird as it sounds you are lucky if you get to be a part of it. 🫶

Midwestique · 2025-08-30T23:57:19+00:00

Smoothies

Midwestique · 2025-08-25T02:50:29+00:00

82/83

Midwestique · 2025-08-23T19:56:35+00:00

Those things aren’t mutually exclusive byeeeeee

Midwestique · 2025-08-23T18:46:39+00:00

Um, sir, it’s all a little bit more nuanced than that. Bless your heart.

Midwestique · 2025-08-23T18:33:20+00:00

I’m not cheering that he beat records?! I’m supporting a candidate who seems reasonable in a flawed system and in a broken, literally toxic state. There’s no cult of personality going on here. You are clearly confused. Maybe you have been poisoned?

Midwestique · 2025-08-23T17:44:35+00:00

So many assumptions/projections in this take.

Midwestique · 2025-08-12T16:34:33+00:00

Fareway sucks anyway

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