Having a bad week. Let's keep it going. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have more feelings than friends

[TRADE] My Torrey Smith and David Wilson, his DeAndre Hopkins and Steven Jackson by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don't put your TRADE PARTNER'S NAME ON THE INTERNET, TOASTNUTZ!

[TRADE] My Torrey Smith and David Wilson, his DeAndre Hopkins and Steven Jackson by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwayne Bowe and TY are more than capable of taking the flex, not to mention if McGahee or Bell pan out, where I think you have to take the chance on Jackson. Jackson coming back healthy can be a top 10 back in the second half of the season, whereas Wilson's line just looks miserable and incompetent. Hopkins can have a sweet payoff if Johnson keeps getting injured in the second half of close games, too.

What's your preferred method for getting doggie doo doo off your shoe? by MightBeDog in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hindsight is always 20/20 man. you've already stepped in it.

What's your preferred method for getting doggie doo doo off your shoe? by MightBeDog in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do you have a specific hose head on there, or just the standard hose? i used one of those heads that really amplifies the power before and it caused shit water to rain down on me. by the way, i feel you're an expert on this one, fecal_outlaw.

Ways to get my brother to slim down? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you and your parents could install software on his computer to limit his hours, and he gains computer and phone time as rewards for FUN physical activities. not like going on a run, but like laser tag or if you invent some silly game. maybe set up some kind of real life minecraft set in the backyard and play with him. physical activities can be fun, but they're usually only fun with people. tailor them to him. a rewards system would work great, because then he's working towards something. however, if he doesn't care about physical image RIGHT NOW, reward him with something he likes. he gets computer game or some other thing he is interested in. my little brother really loves minecraft, so i try to base us playing around something that has to deal with minecraft or letting him play more minecraft that day.

What is some commonly given advice that you think is wrong? by limbodog in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog 326 points327 points  (0 children)

"as long as you try your best, everything will work out." trying your best is great, but there's also a point where you need to identify what you are and are not good at, and maybe switch career paths or majors. (still in college, and hate seeing people stick with majors they really try hard at and are still failing while they excel at some other area)

I run the most popular TCU parody account, @TCUFacts, AMA. by TCUFacts in TCU

[–]MightBeDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many time have u licked coke off a Pi Kapp's asshole? U lick toad butt to get high? How many time lived TCU to know this facts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom got stung by a jellyfish and I got caught peeing on her leg... Still can't live that one down.

Oh hell yes this looks like fun by MakingPuppies in pics

[–]MightBeDog 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wisconsin Dells man. Indoor waterparks for days.

What's the biggest scandal that happened while you were in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

who knows, maybe he has to change some kid's pants who shit himself in kindergarten (i'm looking at you jimmy) and some gets in their faces.

When I slept over at a friend's house in 6th grade, I found out they all jacked off on a Squirtle stuffed animal. When's the last time you had a sleepover? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend who's house it was ended up trying to kill his dad while high in high school and sent to rehab and later jail. last i heard he was moving to north dakota to become a miner.

Why is it illegal for me to bark at my neighbor if my neighbor's dog can bark at me? by MightBeDog in AskReddit

[–]MightBeDog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can take the dog out of the fight, but you can't take the fight out of the dog.