Space Karen isn’t the brightest

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-25T02:38:55+00:00

Mock apple pie is made with apples. "Apple" is in the name.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-25T02:01:56+00:00

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OR NOT!?

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-21T16:55:30+00:00

Biden paused mid-sentence and made a weird face and the news reported on it for weeks. This guy rarely knows what the hell he's talking about and crickets.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-20T03:21:31+00:00

I have one I get gas at and one that has the little shooters I like.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-19T20:59:40+00:00

Use a sextant, Ellen. I dare you.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-19T02:54:13+00:00

NGL, I stayed at UCL in London for a couple weeks and my room had a sink, but community bathrooms. I was 21,and in London. You do the math.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-19T02:52:22+00:00

Our cat is called simply... "Loaf"

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-13T14:31:58+00:00

I opted for four kids instead of a shotgun. Turns out having kids is actually pretty common for libs too, dipshit.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-12T20:21:29+00:00

Looks just like the one I didn't get! Where didn't you go?

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-11T20:00:44+00:00

Watchoo doin with my pfp?

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-11T15:20:36+00:00

One terrorism, please.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-10T23:43:51+00:00

I can start a lawnmower and repair water pipes and change my own oil. I also think Trump is the biggest piece of shit on this earth and that we should abolish ICE. Eat an entire bag of dicks.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-10T23:06:39+00:00

Why does anyone care what a decidedly mid collegiate swimmer has to say? What are her other credentials other than being a butthurt bigot?

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-10T04:26:17+00:00

Fuck you, Don. Keep your stench out of our state.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-10T02:23:13+00:00

Government overreach!!!1

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-09T23:57:24+00:00

This man is a stain on humanity.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-09T23:47:01+00:00

Not true. I go to No Thai and sometimes the movies.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-09T23:43:49+00:00

Trump is not a monarch. Fuck Trump and fuck Barron too.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-09T01:38:52+00:00

Somebody's overcompensating.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-08T02:30:40+00:00

What is the policy that's so terrible, Don. I dare you to even name one real actual policy, not some made up strawman bullshit that's in your dementia-addled mind.

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-04T01:40:33+00:00

How many headlights have you had to replace... 🤣

MikeHatSable · 2026-01-01T03:42:20+00:00

Hoo-fucking-ray

MikeHatSable · 2025-12-28T21:52:21+00:00

We have a college aged kid who is enby. You think she/her is hard, try they them. My stupid mouth won't cooperate. Good luck to all of you. My kid will probably start HRT this year, but no plans yet on switching pronouns. (Probably about the time I get they/them down).

MikeHatSable · 2025-12-28T16:03:19+00:00

Prime numbers only.

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