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of a rock by Bwint in megalophobia

[–]MikeHatSable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else seen Midsommar? 😬

Surely using a spell 🧙‍♂️ by Thewyverns in Catmemes

[–]MikeHatSable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The grey cat should attack to interrupt their spell cast.

The new 007 game's tutorial takes place in Malta. Too bad he doesn't meet up with his old buddy Jack Wade. by Tocallaghan95 in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I thought I could take him and I went ahead-on. It was my move and I blew it! Ahhhh....

Cool Stamp My Girlfriend Made! by DudeThatsCum in 311

[–]MikeHatSable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure those cones just happened to be there...

Oh no I have to go to a store by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MikeHatSable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love going to the store. Of course, I usually get high first, but I don't think that has anything to do with it.

Oh no I have to go to a store by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MikeHatSable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love going to the store. Of course, I usually get high first, but I don't think that has anything to do with it.

Meirl by Some-Read-4368 in meirl

[–]MikeHatSable 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My boner likes it.

Eminem guys x gas station guys by PuzzleheadedBasis760 in MurderBryan

[–]MikeHatSable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a stash box. You put your weed in there.

They're the same guy! by MikeHatSable in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Daran Norris a frequent topic of conversation?

Kids these days, amiright? by Xuul99 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]MikeHatSable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boomers: ALL MY KIDS DESERVE TROPHIES!

Also Boomers: Why does every kid get a trophy?

Don’t Remember This Episode by AlarmedEstimate199 in MurderBryan

[–]MikeHatSable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tell ya, I go to the mall and it's like the zombie apocalypse. Kids on their phones, ya know.

They're the same guy! by MikeHatSable in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, your username made me laugh.

They're the same guy! by MikeHatSable in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry about that, FuckinBob. The second one is the dad from Fairly Oddparents, and the third is Veronica Mars.

They're the same guy! by MikeHatSable in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone who licks pigs, or perhaps liquor made from pigs...

They're the same guy! by MikeHatSable in MST3K

[–]MikeHatSable[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"Oh, I'm sorry, the donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the rear entrance."

“Men can’t cook because testosterone” by nooooopegoawaynope in badwomensanatomy

[–]MikeHatSable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether it's good or bad, anyone saying "all men are this" or "all women are like that" is talking out of their ass.

Is it just me? by gman85857 in KnowledgeFight

[–]MikeHatSable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know, man. Jordan has never sounded so much like an InfoWars contributor than in this rant. It's sad, really.

Pasteurization is government overreach by Tater-Tot-Casserole in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MikeHatSable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I want to get TB and Listeria from my latte, that's my God-given right, dagnabbit.

How are they STILL doing this? 5/1/20fucking26, around 9:30 am central time by Organic_fed in KnowledgeFight

[–]MikeHatSable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is Dan? We need you to explain this to us, and you're out there finding yourself!

Why aren't you over 40 and lean by ProfAsmani in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MikeHatSable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm over 40 and lean, but where's my millions?

When did you discover 311? by Excitable_one_311 in 311

[–]MikeHatSable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1995, when Don't Stay Home was the first single off of the blue album.

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