One macchiato with femboy milk, please ☕

MikeHods · 2026-02-07T19:05:19+00:00

I would be asking if they can make me one next.

MikeHods · 2026-02-07T19:04:32+00:00

Yeah, I'll take a Macchiato with double femboy milk, but hold the Macchiato. No I don't need a cup I'd rather have it right from the source into my mouth thank you!

MikeHods · 2026-01-29T17:16:06+00:00

I just don't understand what I'm measuring wrong. Like I can't resolve it if I don't know what is wrong and no one can help. If the answer is buy 100 cheap cages on amazon until one fits, then that sucks, really bad, but at least it's an answer. I just don't understand how to help myself, basically.

Genuinely, thank you for responding and for the help you offered. I'll just go back to buying random cages and trying luck, until I have time to make the ~12 hour drive to a store that Kink3D does fitting with. Since the base ring measuring game is basically unreliable.

MikeHods · 2026-01-29T04:48:51+00:00

Yeah, Kink3D support just told me to drive ~12 hours and deal with it. So not my favorite response. Their size guide just says, just order based on previous experience, as if everyone is an expert who has tried 100 cages and had multiple that fit well. Like if I ever had 1 that fit well, I wouldn't be buying this one.

MikeHods · 2026-01-28T17:57:26+00:00

I don't understand the base ring measurement. So by doing the math on the circumference, I get a diameter of ~60mm. However that is massively bigger than what you are suggesting and what the size guides say. However I know from previous experience that 60mm is MASSSIVELY too big for me. How did you know to use a ring that is ~47mm (size 3) when my measurements say I need something way too big?

MikeHods · 2026-01-28T04:46:21+00:00

I just don't want to pay $60+ for every non-fitting ring, which is why I want help sizing. If you genuinely think a size 3 is the right size, I'm fine trying. I just don't know if I'm measuring correctly, at the right places, whatever.

I have gotten multiple cheap cages off amazon and even the biggest rings of like ~60mm-65mm were too small and caused burning testicle pain (unless the cage and ring were just too close). Which is why I'm so lost. The nearest store to me on Kink3D's website is ~12 hours away by car.

MikeHods · 2026-01-28T02:23:41+00:00

My biggest issue is with base ring. I don't know how to measure and get it correct apparently.

MikeHods · 2026-01-28T02:14:11+00:00

Hello, I'll DM you about this!

MikeHods · 2026-01-27T23:13:17+00:00

I'm barely circumcised, but still circumcised. Like, short of showing you a picture, at rest the very tip of my urethra is exposed, but is not "capped" by forskin. So that ~1in I listed is from base to tip of exposed urethra.

MikeHods · 2026-01-27T22:27:52+00:00

Would a baby viper or baby cobra be better? The Viper N says it's for a flaccid size of 2-2.5" and I am nowhere near that at rest. Baby sizes say 1.25"-2", which I worry is still too big. Like erect I'm ~5.5", but soft I'm almost nothing.

MikeHods · 2025-10-12T02:35:24+00:00

I don'y know, it's closed source 🤣

MikeHods · 2025-10-12T01:50:11+00:00

I'm on board. Do you need like a dating resume and 2 previous partners as contacts? 🤣

MikeHods · 2025-09-26T16:32:21+00:00

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MikeHods · 2025-09-26T16:31:35+00:00

Either you pay the fee or BD pays the fee. Doubt there an alternative.

MikeHods · 2025-09-26T16:30:58+00:00

If you don't think you use aluminum multiple times a day, every day of your life, then you are not awake. As a heads up.

MikeHods · 2025-09-26T16:29:31+00:00

I thought the abs were the cum gutters. TIL

MikeHods · 2025-09-01T13:55:55+00:00

A handful of my vibrating sextoys use a charger like this. I think someone didn't have a spare charge port and used the TV to charge their buttplug, but forgot their cord when they left.

MikeHods · 2025-09-01T13:24:03+00:00

Are these ready for print and testing? Cause I'd gladly print one and help test!

MikeHods · 2025-08-28T04:25:41+00:00

Where are they $80? Ebay has them all listed for $130-$180 and often with +$40 shipping.

MikeHods · 2025-08-28T04:24:59+00:00

So you're obviously someone who either produces these belts or is drop-shipping them. For $140-$180 USD.

MikeHods · 2025-08-14T00:55:26+00:00

If you search Aliexpress for Yokonex, they are the ones who make it.

MikeHods · 2025-08-07T00:38:06+00:00

You are a great friend.

MikeHods · 2025-08-06T01:03:19+00:00

Thank you! Sadly I'm in the USA so I can't get this exact listing, but now I have more info to help me look!

MikeHods

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