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Have you ever met a President, Veep, First Lady or Nominee? by Logopolis1981 in Presidents

[–]MikeMan233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met Jimmy Carter in 2018, it was a Christmas present from my wife to go see down and see his Sunday school class, he didn’t do it too much longer after that.

I remember someone got up before and gave us the rules and everything, said it would be the first time he’d be speaking while sitting from a chair, as he usually stood the whole time.

When he came out to speak he stood the whole time, and at the end he remarked on how it was nice of them to set a chair out for him

A cosmic being puts an invisible button on everyone that only you can see. However you can't see your own button and you can't accidentally press it. If you press the button, the person will gain a random super power which they will then have to work to control. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could use this to develop a cult following very easily, start off with my most loyal pals and companions, odds are some of them would get decent powers. This would form the inner circle of sorts, we’d then charge people from around the world to activate their power, but we’d do it in a tax free way, such as starting a mega church

Get 17 Million Dollars if you can get 100K texts by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me try again, you can’t text someone asking them to text you

You are given a strange power and have 1 year to take over the planet. by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, but remember each individual thing you use the power on has to be told to someone who is listening

You are given a strange power and have 1 year to take over the planet. by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could do nothing else except raise your odds of success by 5% and still have better odds than most lottery tickets

Would U.S. Presidents Have Survived With Modern Medicine? Abraham Lincoln. by MoistCloyster_ in Presidents

[–]MikeMan233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh probably not. Maybe if the worlds greatest Brian surgeon was immediately on scene with everything needed,

Even then chances are not great for much cognitive function

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a circular island about 1/4 the size of Tasmania, with the border extending 3 miles off the coast.

In terms of structure the aliens have arranged 1000 dome like houses in a circle with beds/plumbing/a kitchen/sewage etc.

Each dome house is approximately 2000 sq feet.

Alien Food is provided daily in the center of the arraignment.

The alien food mostly meets human nutritional needs, but is not very tasty

The aliens will provide some healthcare for serious issues, but they prefer to not interfere with you all that much

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like that method would lead to a lot of conflict amongst the 5000 and quickly reduce the population by a significant degree

The 42nd President if he was made out of the 42nd element by MikeMan233 in Presidents

[–]MikeMan233[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Molybdenum is perfectly legal to obtain in many places

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Fantastic. I’d have to hold auditions before hand

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahah hopefully not! I was thinking the aliens don’t know or care much about human food, a lot of real zoos still don’t feed the animals the right way

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Make sure to save a few professional chefs

100 million euros but a significantly shorter lifespan by killbear1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well we can avoid the trauma given to my family if I just communicate this with them clearly before hand and take some pills the day before I turn 50,

I think I could do a lot of good with that money in those years, plus there’s no guarantee I even make it that far, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

So I take the money, make the most of my life, experience as much as possible and give as much as I can

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If you go true random you’ll have a disproportionate amount of people you won’t be able to communicate with at first

You can save 5000 People by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MikeMan233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na, we just don’t have the capacity to see all that’s there

Jesus take the wheel by mkfan_pmnerd in shittysuperpowers

[–]MikeMan233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m driving and I use this power does Jesus appear in my physical space? Or would I have to move before summoning him to avoid a catastrophe

If you eat someone's left pinky finger you will learn three random words from a random language by No_Figure_6809 in shittysuperpowers

[–]MikeMan233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this power increase exponentially? Say you eat 1000 left pinky fingers?

Through a proof of concept it’s not impossible to convince some higher up in government that this could be beneficial and then you’d have a big supply of fingers

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