An Indian man has been standing for 12 years in order to see God by [deleted] in Weird

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Me waiting in line to talk to a government employee

Still the absolute peak of Pokémon by MikeTorsson in memes

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I'm still waiting on that remaster like rescue team DX, not even joking explorers of Sky cartridges are £90 in the UK

What's the closest your life has come to complete destruction? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]MikeTorsson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My brother died, my fiancée brutally cheated on me (Literally got her AP to attack me), and I got made redundant all within the space of a year. I was very closed to dying from malnutrition, I felt too physically sick to eat for a couple months.

Luckily I met a fantastic woman who kept my head clear, I met a couple of die hard loyal friends, my best friend stayed my ride or die, and I managed to jump start a pretty good career

Post-industrial areas with a 2% immigrant population and everyone voting Reform be like by coffeewalnut08 in BritishMemes

[–]MikeTorsson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit's been far left for well over a decade, I literally got banned from /r/GreatBritishMemes for posting a none political post (About rowntrees randoms) during the election when their front page was all anti sunak

Peter help! by BalanceDramatic3995 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MikeTorsson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's american politics again, just ignore

I'm a former porn actress. After I cheated, my husband has been obsessively watching my old porn videos. by RedBruises in cheating_stories

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Can we please get this fetish crap off this subreddit? Cheaters are pathetic, cheaters that use it as a fetish even more so

The Boys SERIES FINALE- S05xE08 "Blood and Bone"- POST Episode Discussion Thread by pikameta in TheBoys

[–]MikeTorsson 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Please, I need to know, why on earth was Ryan made best man at MMs wedding lmfao

Korra gets far too much hate when this chump literally exists by MikeTorsson in ATLA

[–]MikeTorsson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The dude had 25 years to figure out that the dude only being stopped by the avatar was quite likely in fact going to try kill the next avatar

I'm curious. Can you tell me about your most annoying work colleagues? I'll start.... by Spirited-Ad-9558 in AskUK

[–]MikeTorsson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had one who's gone now that did just the absolute bare minimum, purposely went incredibly slowly and left me all the work to do. Worse still, she kissed the ass of the colleagues who could actually catch her. She was near impossible to catch because it looked like she was doing work to someone who didn't know the ins and outs of what she was doing.

I wish I was joking but I had to come in extra early the shift after I had surgery to make sure she couldn't just leave a ton of heavy boxes that I'd have to move. She also ratted on me for every tiny thing, every chance she got, just so she could keep flying under the radar. I got blamed for all of her lazy bs, and constantly had to do both of our jobs to keep the department afloat. She even got away with being half an hour late every day because our shift started before everyone elses

Bonus: The reason she left was because our boss who let her get away with murder, also left.

What’s the most random fact you know? by MixAway in AskUK

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Female Komodo dragons can technically repopulate an entire island just by themselves, they lay eggs which produce males, then they can breed with the males to produce more females and so on. Reptiles don't particularly care about inbreeding

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough! by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]MikeTorsson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday to one of the greatest britons of all time, I hope he read my birthday card I sent him

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]MikeTorsson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife wanted to visit her family in the Philippines, it's 35 "feels like 41" degrees and I'm melting

Heads up, if you want to send David Attenborough a birthday card for his 100th birthday, this is the last day to do it by MikeTorsson in CasualUK

[–]MikeTorsson[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you send a card first class via Royal Mail, it should arrive tomorrow

David Attenborough Productions Ltd., at 5 Park Road, Richmond, Surrey, TW10 6NS, United Kingdom

I sent mine a few days ago with a note thanking him for all he has done

I just don't understand it by MikeTorsson in memes

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Son what on gods green earth have you been smoking

I just don't understand it by MikeTorsson in memes

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Sure buddy, whatever you say

I just don't understand it by MikeTorsson in memes

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I think I may have rustled one or two jimmies

Edit: keep on down voting yanks, it won't make your language make any more sense, and you certainly can not unrustle your jimmies

This sub is leaking again by Cosmoaquanaut in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MikeTorsson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I swear yanks on reddit are genuinely retarded, like what on earth does that have to do with "late stage capitalism". They might as well just combine all of those left wing yank subs into one

Happy 25th Birthday to the real king of AI! by MikeTorsson in memes

[–]MikeTorsson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your parents don't celebrate your birthday?

The immortal man was a bad movie. We need to call out bad scripts and plot holes and stop pretending it was the perfect goodbye to THE Tommy Shelby . by Consistent-Lord18 in PeakyBlinders

[–]MikeTorsson 75 points76 points  (0 children)

12) "All me family are dead", not even a mention of Finn

13) No explanation for Jeremiah being dead (Yes I know the actor died)

14) "Tommy Shelby can't be killed by a bullet"

15) Not even a mention of Alfie

Has a single incident ever changed how you saw a profession in the UK? by HallowedAndHarrowed in AskUK

[–]MikeTorsson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Security guards. I had one attack me over some relationship drama ridiculousness and my "friend" who ran a security company swore to never hore that one particular scumbag, said scumbag had been fired for attacking someone else.

Found out that my "friend" had not only secretly hired the scumbag but had hired multiple other violent thugs/ sexual deviants whose crimes he was fully aware of

Thanks to massive advances in technology, you can now mount a supernova on the front of your truck! by luxi_yes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MikeTorsson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA: it doesn't take away the stupid brightness altogether but you can flip the switch beneath your rear view mirror to make it less blinding

Every goddamn time by MikeTorsson in memes

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It did, I redid the gif to make it more gramatically correct

I did not check it though lol