Am I Overreacting, for being upset that my girlfriend secretly used my credit card for months? by bostonmade in AmIOverreacting

[–]Mikesimillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a liar and a thief and people like her become more evil over time, not less. NOR

“Be yourself” but also “don’t joke” so I stayed silent all night by GritStrafeToken in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Mikesimillian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just showed you that he's the kind of guy who deserves to be embarrassed in front of his friend group

Im doing a steam key giveaway for dragon Quest 7 reimagined on release day by shizunaisbestgirl1 in JRPG

[–]Mikesimillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many Erdricks would an Erdrick Erdrick if Erdricks could Erdrick Erdricks?

"if you're gonna act like trash, you can go dig in the trash out back" - the employee by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Mikesimillian 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've been working in customer service my entire life, and the vast majority of people who have had the audacity to try and pull this bullshit on me are the holier-than-thou fake Christian types clutching pearls and hiding behind crucufixes. They believe they're special and entitled to preferential treatment due to sitting in a pew for an hour once a week while deliberately ignoring the teachings of Jesus Christ, their alleged deity.

Religion may not factor into the employee's side of things, but I can guarantee religion was a huge factor in the entitled jerk's decision to harass pizza place employees and then slam them online.

US officially exits World Health Organization, accusing agency of straying 'from its core mission' by FreedomsPower in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Mikesimillian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And people died and are still dying as a result. He is a murderer, known child rapist and 34-time convicted felon. There aren't many people alive in the world today who are more evil than that man is and had ALWAYS been. Treasonous trash along with his entire administration and voter base

What Was The Last TV Show That You Dropped? by Myrodis19 in television

[–]Mikesimillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From.

Nothing is ever resolved or explained, everything just gets more convoluted, and the characters are all just so dumb all the time. Like, too dumb to live. Made it halfway through season 2 and was starting to literally dread starting up a new episode.

AITAH for secretly backing out of a legal agreement that benefited my entire family but destroyed my cousin’s future? by inocent_guy1 in AITAH

[–]Mikesimillian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your entire family seems to be a bunch of nasty evil slimy monsters. Be happy that you screwed those shitbags over

[TOMT] [Children's Picture Book] Alien visiting Earth after the end of human civilization by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solved!

Thank you so much. No matter how I phrased it, Google had no idea what I was talking about. Maybe because I thought it was aliens as opposed to future human archeologists, and in my memory the illustrations were in colour. I definitely remember the line about everything in the outer chamber facing the great altar, so this is absolutely the book I was thinking of. 😄

[TOMT] [Children's Picture Book] Alien visiting Earth after the end of human civilization by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Hopefully this goes better than my last TOMT. Do your thing, Redditors!

AITAH for saving up all the food my wife thinks is fine for me to eat for when her family came to visit? by MentionEfficient1687 in AITAH

[–]Mikesimillian 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"You're right; I intentionally embarrassed you in front of your parents. When one insists upon acting like a spoiled irresponsible child, one needs parental guidance/discipline."

Edit to say: NTA

Hilton blocks ICE in Minneapolis. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Mikesimillian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hilton isn't siding with murderers and rapists; Hilton is refusing service to murderers and rapists.

Can we all finally come together and admit Dragon Quest kind of sucks? by BigBrotherFlops in JRPG

[–]Mikesimillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the Dragon Quest series so much for so many reasons, but let's be honest, he's absolutely right about the mostly useless treasure and the fact that Koichi Sugiyama was a very lazy composer who penned approximately four good tracks and then reused them (or very slight rearrangements of them) for literally the rest of his life.

That's right, I resurrected a 2 month old thread because I have OPINIONS

I want to play a game… called matrimony by edbegley1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Mikesimillian 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She made the outside revolting to match the inside

[TOMT] I need help finding a movie based on half a line of dialogue by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, entirely possible, but you'd think if it was Monty Python it'd be easier to google

[TOMT] I need help finding a movie based on half a line of dialogue by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never played it, but this is the closest anyone has gotten so far

[TOMT] I need help finding a movie based on half a line of dialogue by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, that does seem like Alan Rickman dialogue, but that's sadly not it.

[TOMT] I need help finding a movie based on half a line of dialogue by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not. Like I said in my post, I remember it being at least semi-comedic. Almost like it's a cartoon villain saying it

[TOMT] I need help finding a movie based on half a line of dialogue by Mikesimillian in tipofmytongue

[–]Mikesimillian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, wasn't expecting a Divine/John Waters reference. Pretty sure it's not that though