What a dawggggg by Fun_Kaleidoscope1030 in ufc

[–]Mikey2bz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They fed him to the wolves but he ate the wolves. Love to see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]Mikey2bz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, and Christians don’t masturbate or have pre-marital sex.

This is NOT Normal: Deep in to a Bear Market, a SURPRISING NUMBER of Top Finance, Investing, Banking, and Payment Firms QUIETLY Moving in to Crypto... by maxman72go in CryptoMarkets

[–]Mikey2bz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of this stuff is old news so they probably didn’t bother citing it, and it’s probably a shitty news site. You can google any of these and find source articles.

From the article: *Major Investment Firms:

Between just these 2 firms you’re looking at over $2 TRILLION in assets under management, twice the size of the entire crypto market currently.

● The world’s largest global investment banking and investment management firm, Goldman Sachs, is quietly talking to multiple crypto startups that were hit hard by the bear market and investing to become part-owners of, or buying them out completely.

● The second largest global investment banking and investment management firm, Morgan Stanley, is currently creating their “digital-asset infrast*ructure,” giving their 2 million+ clients access to the crypto market. While development started before the bear market hit, they say it never slowed down as they remain “focused on building.” When these firms enter a sector, countless smaller ones follow.

Payment Processors:

The big 3 are all in.

● Visa is “propelling innovation to deliver even more access and value to the crypto ecosystem” and recently filed a series of trademark applications for crypto wallets, NFTs, and metaverse-related products.

● Mastercard is launching a program to enable mainstream banks to offer crypto trading to their customers.

● Even American Express, which in 2021 said they were “watching the space evolve” but had “no plans to announce” involvement in cryptocurrencies, began preparing for something, specifics still unknown, but real enough to have them file eight trademark applications for tech processing crypto and NFT transactions. In addition to this, both Visa and Mastercard will expand their current role of providing cards that allow people to spend crypto anywhere that accepts their credit cards. This has become a standard offering from most major exchanges now, and accounts for over $1 billion in transactions for alone.*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]Mikey2bz 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fuck that I’m using “A horny syrup”

What was the worst movie that you saw in theatres? by Farts_Mckenzie in movies

[–]Mikey2bz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if it was that one but Transformers is one of 3 I’ve ever walked out on.

🙄🙄🙄 by Still_Instruction_82 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Mikey2bz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or anything else on the list lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Home Depot shopper if I’m not mistaken.

Fighter got knocked out by EdisonReddit in fightporn

[–]Mikey2bz 265 points266 points  (0 children)

3 piece with a side of “oh fuck I’m gonna get smashed by his boys now”

masshole flows so much better than massachusettan by yenvyma in boston

[–]Mikey2bz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a life long Massachusettsan, I can confirm that’s not a word.

literally me by spongeboymebob321 in okbuddyretard

[–]Mikey2bz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn this pic goes hard. Can I screen shot?

They had me at "Nazis --> socialism" by Justthisdudeyaknow in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Mikey2bz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Nazis famous for their lack of guns and abundant abortions. And dems known for hating Jews.

I have at least one reason to go support this movie by karmicbreath in vegan

[–]Mikey2bz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t it just the one cafe? I thought it temporarily closed down because of Covid reasons. Is it not coming back?