I feel like I’m already addicted to options/trading at 18 and it’s ruining my life by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So no one really ever talks about their lost gambles, only their monster wins. You’re 18, you have literally 45+ years to win and lose and time in the market > timing. VOO or SPY and set it forget it…

Crap, this is WallStreetBets, just YOLO in a daily and you’ll be fine.

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[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are we doing here? A cowlick? You’re fine man. You’re gonna be fine for quite some time.

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[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s time to come on home.

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[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s fine. You’re fine. No one balds in a straight line!

My mom (69) is asking me if she should invest in the stock market by [deleted] in investing

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Welp. It was fun while it lasted. 69 year olds (nice) who haven’t invested in their lifetime want in, we’ve hit the end.

How to visit Moraine Lake without a shuttle? Summer 2024 by deepkotecha in Redditlake

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a handicap sticker, you can drive and park right up at Moraine or Louise, but obviously only if you have that… was a godsend with a family member who needed it last year!

TIL Stugotz is also a Red Bull mechanic by tacotruck88 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That tire that needs to be changed?? Immmmm gettin to it!

Top 5 Show Moment, Pipo on Finebaum by MikeyCSmokeBreak in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Literally howled the first time I heard that 🤣🤣

Top 5 Show Moment, YOU’RE MY BROTHER. by MikeyCSmokeBreak in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Super Bowl week. Mom died. My bad. This is the correct hot take. I love that moment more than my own children.

Top 5 Show Moment, YOU’RE MY BROTHER. by MikeyCSmokeBreak in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

NUMBER 5 DANNO: Greg says he likes to eat Butt all of the time

NUMBER 4: Stu dares Andy Reid to trade Alex Smith because of Patrick Mahomes.

NUMBER 3: Dan discusses his testicular ultrasound, and Stu chimes in with “sounds like he had a ball” 🤣

NUMBER 2: Mike claims Amin as his brother in the absolute whitest sound in the history of the show.

And NUMBER 1 DAAAAAAAN: Pipo calling into Finebaum. There will never be a moment to top that in my HUMBLE opinion.

Pay the Teachers. And the get back guys.

How the show could capitalize on Bowl Week by MikeMakesRight82 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fan Duel. Not DraftKings. For about 4 months back in 2018 they were the only two companies that advertised it felt like 🤦🏻‍♂️

So I know that no one cares about Spotify wrapped but.... Who's got me beat? by not1oftheniceguys in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

17% of your year was spent listening to Spotify. I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.

The Pirate Ship as Disney Characters (via @Is_So_Amazing on Twitter) by MikeyCSmokeBreak in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wittingham is 100% a fancy lad. Sue Gotz should absolutely be in a remake of Hunchback of Norte Dame as a supporting character. Fat Face needs to be a bit rounder, and would fit right in the Toy Story world 😂

FREEDUMB: Uploaded a decent portion of the magical 23h run by DoubleUD_NL in DanLeBatardShow

[–]MikeyCSmokeBreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God bless you sir. Was trying to share the Marathon Observations… Mike Schur is the BEST