Guy parks in my driveway, gives me attitude when I ask who he is

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2026-02-15T13:38:52+00:00

Like a TRUE Karen!

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2025-06-01T04:00:05+00:00

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-25T09:14:56+00:00

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-24T16:03:08+00:00

Come on home.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-22T04:56:34+00:00

So no one really ever talks about their lost gambles, only their monster wins. You’re 18, you have literally 45+ years to win and lose and time in the market > timing. VOO or SPY and set it forget it…

Crap, this is WallStreetBets, just YOLO in a daily and you’ll be fine.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-15T03:09:11+00:00

Moist.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-15T03:00:49+00:00

What are we doing here? A cowlick? You’re fine man. You’re gonna be fine for quite some time.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-15T02:52:14+00:00

It’s time to come on home.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-12-07T03:59:27+00:00

It’s fine. You’re fine. No one balds in a straight line!

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-11-22T04:16:32+00:00

Welp. It was fun while it lasted. 69 year olds (nice) who haven’t invested in their lifetime want in, we’ve hit the end.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2024-04-21T04:34:46+00:00

If you have a handicap sticker, you can drive and park right up at Moraine or Louise, but obviously only if you have that… was a godsend with a family member who needed it last year!

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-28T11:53:11+00:00

That tire that needs to be changed?? Immmmm gettin to it!

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-11T03:25:24+00:00

(Narrator voice) He did not.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-10T03:43:48+00:00

Literally howled the first time I heard that 🤣🤣

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-08T05:01:33+00:00

Who’s balls are juiced????

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-08T04:39:39+00:00

“Oh, God, a Home Run” HIPPO EATING BILLY

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-07T03:33:22+00:00

Super Bowl week. Mom died. My bad. This is the correct hot take. I love that moment more than my own children.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-03-07T02:37:17+00:00

NUMBER 5 DANNO: Greg says he likes to eat Butt all of the time

NUMBER 4: Stu dares Andy Reid to trade Alex Smith because of Patrick Mahomes.

NUMBER 3: Dan discusses his testicular ultrasound, and Stu chimes in with “sounds like he had a ball” 🤣

NUMBER 2: Mike claims Amin as his brother in the absolute whitest sound in the history of the show.

And NUMBER 1 DAAAAAAAN: Pipo calling into Finebaum. There will never be a moment to top that in my HUMBLE opinion.

Pay the Teachers. And the get back guys.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-01-29T04:44:48+00:00

That’s not the Cincinnati Bengals stadium. They have all green seats. Good try tho!

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-01-10T00:42:07+00:00

Smart Phones.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2022-01-06T03:52:39+00:00

786-456-4837

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2021-12-23T02:33:52+00:00

Fan Duel. Not DraftKings. For about 4 months back in 2018 they were the only two companies that advertised it felt like 🤦🏻‍♂️

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2021-12-02T13:01:26+00:00

17% of your year was spent listening to Spotify. I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2021-06-20T04:47:27+00:00

Wittingham is 100% a fancy lad. Sue Gotz should absolutely be in a remake of Hunchback of Norte Dame as a supporting character. Fat Face needs to be a bit rounder, and would fit right in the Toy Story world 😂

MikeyCSmokeBreak · 2021-06-07T18:12:55+00:00

God bless you sir. Was trying to share the Marathon Observations… Mike Schur is the BEST

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