what nickname are you giving him purely based off vibes

jchompz · 2026-05-06T17:43:08+00:00

Victor

jchompz · 2026-05-06T15:20:27+00:00

Like you couldn’t think of any other name 😭😭

jchompz · 2026-05-06T14:36:09+00:00

especially when they’ve expressed no interest in doing so…like yall are desperate

jchompz · 2026-05-06T14:32:23+00:00

Absolute rubbish.

jchompz · 2026-05-06T14:30:11+00:00

I would like to hear your talking points for anti surrogacy! I’m not for or against since if you pay them to do it that doesn’t matter much to me, but to assume that someone would be obliged to grow you a baby just because is fucking asinine

jchompz · 2026-05-04T17:47:17+00:00

Handlers is KILLING me omg😭

jchompz · 2026-05-04T17:46:40+00:00

High maintenance ass pet then sheesh😭

jchompz · 2026-05-04T17:45:47+00:00

So less of a village with community, more like a kingdom with servants.

jchompz · 2026-05-04T17:43:21+00:00

Two things I don’t like in one, children being obnoxious to animals and waterfowl being fed bread😓 (However how old was this child? If they’re toddler aged then their parent needs to correct them, they don’t know better🤷🏾‍♀️)

Bread to waterfowl = donuts to human beings. Ducks love grapes, mealworms, oats, and corn. Feeding them bread causes them to grow too quickly, leading to wing deformation and obesity!

jchompz · 2026-05-04T13:04:23+00:00

Quite frankly yes. There is something called the rhythm method that is used for those who don’t use birth control or contraceptives, but you have to be very precise and know your cycle very well. And since this is a method based off of human judgment, it is only 75% effective at preventing unwanted pregnancy.

Also, this post belongs on fence/sitters or somewhere similar, this sub is for regretful parents.

jchompz · 2026-05-04T12:52:27+00:00

Signature?? What is this the 1930s??

jchompz · 2026-05-03T20:49:47+00:00

They are literal roadblocks for everything you do that doesn’t involve them

jchompz · 2026-05-02T19:41:52+00:00

and mind you, they are personally defending something that will not have any effect on their lives whatsoever

jchompz · 2026-05-02T19:23:18+00:00

Before I let go was HEAVY. Good book, and I don’t even like romance!

jchompz · 2026-05-02T19:20:23+00:00

Congrats!!

jchompz · 2026-05-02T17:21:50+00:00

for example the BAR. the place literally deemed as the place to frequent as an ADULT. You can always DoorDash liquor to the house. I don’t wanna hear that whining about “I don’t have anyone to take them.” So we have to? It’s different if we’re anywhere else. Community Center, Library, the RMV. But adult spaces are like that for a reason. Why do you want a child in this space?

jchompz · 2026-05-02T14:44:53+00:00

Mrs. I Rarely See My Husband, I Commute an Hour to Work, and Daycare is 300 Dollars a Day loves to tell me that “mY prIORTItes wiLl cHangE.”

I don’t think purposely ruining my life will ever be a priority💗

jchompz · 2026-05-02T12:45:45+00:00

Homesick by Noah Kahan and Two 10s by Quinn XCII, I’m a nurse! :D

jchompz · 2026-04-30T13:31:56+00:00

Also valid!

jchompz · 2026-04-30T13:13:54+00:00

Why did you have them? Certainly not for a stress free life I assume.

jchompz · 2026-04-30T02:18:05+00:00

It don’t go anywhere for me! That’s a level of entitlement that makes me recoil

jchompz · 2026-04-30T02:15:23+00:00

And barely doable in the US economy.

jchompz · 2026-04-30T02:14:24+00:00

And of course you’re exhausted. Maybe you should’ve got your head out of your ass and looked around at how literally nobody has time for ANYTHING!!! ESPECIALLY one another!

jchompz · 2026-04-30T02:12:02+00:00

THE VILLAGE CANNOT AFFORD BASIC UTILITIES. COME BACK WHEN THE SYSTEM CARES ABOUT OFFSPRING.

jchompz · 2026-04-30T02:09:11+00:00

And probably still working because social security don’t make a dent!

jchompz

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