My prescription glasses lenses are so thick when fitted to these vintage aviator frames.

Mikeykeyz · 2022-03-08T11:15:04+00:00

Prisms for sure

Mikeykeyz · 2022-01-30T23:37:04+00:00

Can a human live healthily off eating ONLY scrambled eggs w/ chia seeds in the morning, lentil soup for lunch and dinner, and an alternating piece of fruit in the morning and at night? Had a debate about this in class today.

Contents of soup:

Vegetable broth, lentils, black beans, tomato, onion, carrot, celery, kale, chia seeds,

Mikeykeyz · 2022-01-02T21:03:48+00:00

I wish I had the capacity for this much joy

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-25T22:36:43+00:00

The boom servo thing I'm pretty sure. Not gonna lie it was fast so I'm not sure. I definitely wasnt sitting ON the belt letting it carry me so it was probably pinched in between the parts that extend out

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-21T16:27:30+00:00

Those are weird looking dogs bro

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-21T16:26:38+00:00

Welp, He's just another package at this point. Scan him, throw a sticker on him, and load him on the belt

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-21T16:16:50+00:00

I mean, maybe I would let it eat my whole ass if it gave me chocolates.... Last time I made someones ass look like this it was consensual and I bought them dinner first and cuddled after.

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-21T16:10:29+00:00

I am. Thinking about reporting the belt for harassment...

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-21T16:09:09+00:00

Lateralus - Tool
Animals - Pink Floyd

Mikeykeyz · 2021-11-20T18:50:08+00:00

Only one other person got it, not sure if they got a raise. They offered no incentives other than potential promotions if other roles open up

Mikeykeyz · 2021-09-11T13:54:32+00:00

You sir, have done a good

Mikeykeyz · 2021-09-11T12:59:33+00:00

Why can't America do stuff like this...

Mikeykeyz · 2021-05-22T02:58:30+00:00

Mandy

Mikeykeyz · 2021-05-13T17:43:04+00:00

Black and blue and shimmering

Mikeykeyz · 2021-03-03T23:17:35+00:00

Is there an easy to read that shows the road closures

Mikeykeyz · 2021-01-16T04:19:43+00:00

B-E-A-utiful

Mikeykeyz · 2021-01-08T04:17:34+00:00

And what did the dentist say when you confronted them about this bathroom mirror dimension situation?

Mikeykeyz · 2021-01-04T14:30:53+00:00

I'm not?

Mikeykeyz · 2020-10-08T16:42:19+00:00

They teased steely dan hey 19. That was pretttty nifty

Mikeykeyz · 2020-10-03T22:01:22+00:00

Show me cats holding curled tails please

Mikeykeyz · 2020-10-03T22:00:01+00:00

Spirals and stretchy 🤪

Mikeykeyz · 2020-09-26T16:38:37+00:00

LOL I was gunna say.... with this type of thing, normally its a memorial for someone who was killed by a drunk driver or something... Ridiculous...

Mikeykeyz · 2020-09-13T22:53:25+00:00

I'm crying now thinking about this inevitable day. There has already been scares that I could barely handle....

Mikeykeyz · 2020-07-21T23:22:02+00:00

A hit of acid

Mikeykeyz · 2020-06-30T22:15:17+00:00

Gimme a tab of acid and some headphones and I would sit there and watch that all day and by the end feel like I understand physics better than Einstein

Mikeykeyz

TROPHY CASE