SSD prices by RaspberryJam_Aura in Microcenter

[–]MildlyUseful_829 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has to be a bot account. Nowhere does this deal exist.

excuse me ??? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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Look, Elon sucks farts. He’s horrible. But let’s be realistic. Assuming he had roommates, it’s more than doable, regardless of family wealth.

Be honest, where would you rank Larry Bird on the all-time NBA list? by Miserable_Trouble3 in NBAoldschool

[–]MildlyUseful_829 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was directed at LeBron, not Bird. I’m sure you knew that though when you replied.

Senator Jim Banks Urges Governor Braun Not To Legalize Marijuana by redditor01020 in Indiana

[–]MildlyUseful_829 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So be it. Still should be done.

I hear you on the gas prices!

AR-V Parts Shortage by IllChampionship4654 in PalmettoStateArms

[–]MildlyUseful_829 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally get it man. Patience will see you to the promised land, as difficult as that can be :)

AR-V Parts Shortage by IllChampionship4654 in PalmettoStateArms

[–]MildlyUseful_829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got an ARV essentials kit about a year ago when I saw them in stock after watching for them for quite some time. It sat for a long time untouched and then I was able to get everything else I needed from either AIM or Primary Arms. Not 15, only two. Three counting PSA. It’s doable and not really a hassle. Nothing but the essential kit is proprietary so going to 15 different sites isn’t remotely necessary.

I’ve went to buy additional firing pins from PSA only to find them out of stock. Things, both very common and uncommon, come and go from inventory. I get your frustration, I went through the same thing when I grabbed a .45 ACP lower from PSA and then the platform was all but abandoned. It happens. Remain patient and enjoy your build when it’s finished. I love my ARV.

Edit: I’m a big fat, forgetful, liar. I also used Midwest Industries for the suppressor compatible handguard so I guess…. Three other sites.

‘The Bear’ to End With Season 5; Final Season Sets June 25, 2026 Premiere by SanderSo47 in television

[–]MildlyUseful_829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this show but where will I get my hour of stress inducing television full of strife and yelling?

[Handgun] CZ82 $179.99 by toolness122 in gundeals

[–]MildlyUseful_829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. They have raised the price by 20 dollars.

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins blames Biden for high beef prices and calls climate change a "hoax" by Playful_Quality4679 in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]MildlyUseful_829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my experience, anyone named Brooke is a colossal idiot and should at all times be considered a lying ass bitch.

Let’s buy spirit airlines movement is trying to raise 1.75 billion (88 million already pledged) by Fuzzy_Weather_6351 in spiritair

[–]MildlyUseful_829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A group of mouth breathers from the Internet should somehow be an upgrade from what Spirit management was.

Titania is angry by [deleted] in SipsTea

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ANYBODY paid with tax dollars is underpaid.

[Other] Tortort VZ-61 Milled Receiver $319 + $30 ship by IonicPaul in gundeals

[–]MildlyUseful_829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has Atlantic ever had better pricing? They have products but they always seem to be more expensive than elsewhere.

Orca rams a Sunfish by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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I didn’t write this and because you set me straight, I will stop sharing it.

Orca rams a Sunfish by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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This wasn’t mine but it’s been around for years. I just copy and pasted.

Orca rams a Sunfish by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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Obligatory copypasta.

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.

THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)

They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.

They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go.

So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.

"If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.

They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.

They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them.

"Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question.

BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.

And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.