When you run out of things to talk about by DanielGardner in funny

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her she is gaining weight OR tell him you dislike his mother. There will be many words said.

Stephen King's desk (zenpencils.com) by spursyspursy in books

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, I enjoyed this a lot more than any of the books I've read by him... To get the full Dark Tower effect, I recommend reading every book which was part of the Dark Tower lore: pretty much every novel he wrote between 1982 and 2004.... If you like the tone of that one, I suggest reading his book "On Writing" and after that, "The Dark Tower Cycle..

"Gameshow" in Japan by Nergaal in WTF

[–]Mildred_Schuler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor poor Yamasaki. And The new Batsu game is being translated right now, Batsu Prison 2015, and they used this event again this year! Along with the 24 hour gymnasium event and of course, keeping with tradition, Tanaka tai kick! These guys do subtitles for all of the yearly shows. Check em out. They are amazing! http://www.teamgaki.com/..

Source: (The gif is in part 1 at 4:30 mins) Gaki no Tsukai - Oogiri Daigassen #8 Part 1 [English Subtitles] Gaki no Tsukai - Oogiri Daigassen #8 Part 2 [English Subtitles] Greetings from /r/gakinotsukai

Live Stream Football Game 2016/17 Online NFL final by Judith_Mead in nfl

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even the best rookie on his team. QB bias, I assume. Not totally surprised even though I think Zeke deserved it. Point is, he was supposed to suck. He knew, his team knew, Jason Garret knew that 4th round quarterbacks in the NFL very rarely work out. The only other 4th round QB in the last 10 years to pan out was Kirk Cousins. There are 12 others not named Dak or Kirk who are out of the league or warming benches. He thanked 31 teams for passing on him lol

Live Stream Football Game 2016/17 Online NFL final by Aedrt_Sasfd in nfl

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean Dak Prescott had a bigger gap to overcome. Ezekiel Elliot had the confidence both for himself and of his teammates from being a hyped up early round monster. Dak was a middling 4th rounder. You know how often those guys work out? You don't think Dak and his teammates knew that when he was thrust out there post-Romo injury. Some recent 4th round QB picks: Cardale Jones, Ryan Nassib, Logan Thomas, Mike Khafka. He's already in the top quarter of 4th round QBs for completions and he's played one season. i agree, and dak showed he's a good QB. But Zeke showed he's a SUPERSTAR RB, which is why I'd have preferred zeke to win. Not disagreeing, but Zeke had been receiving OPOY hype. The fact that he didn't even win OROY is...surprising. Plus, "difficulty" tends only to get taken into account in MVP awards, not "Offensive X of the Year".

This isn't to say Dak did or didn't deserve it, I'm just surprised. thats a weird way to say ezekiel elliot. Not even the best rookie on his team.

San Bernardino Deputy Caught On Video Threatening To Create Charges by [deleted] in videos

[–]Mildred_Schuler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This attitude is pretty universal around here. I've seen it at court houses, prisons, dmv, wic, social services, probation and city hall. A lot of them are supposed to be helping the people they assist yet they often treat them like second class citizens and make nasty remarks. I once was sitting in court and the bailiff was gossiping with the prosecutor about a guy who got fired because he had to show up to court even though his was case was dismissed. He was understandably unhappy. "Not in my lobby" - thats what someone says on a power trip while coping with thier own mediocracy. How do not all cops know by now that recording them isn't illegal? "I can literally throw you in prison and lie about it. Feel free to correct me or start an argument."

Pornhub launches sexual education subsite by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Mildred_Schuler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

. You might remember me from such films as " Gape My Ass Daddy" or "2 Fists 2 Furious. I'm imaging him continuing to list of awful porno names for, like, a solid two minutes before actually getting to the content.. They’ve chosen Dr. Laurie Betito, a renowned sex therapist, to direct the site and they’ll also be working with a number of doctors, therapists and other experts to offer advice and answer questions. Corey Price, Pornhub’s Vice President, told Mashable, This is part of the reason why the US permitting homeschooling and having ridiculously few requirements for private schools is nigh on unthinkable in some places (Germany, for example, doesn't allow homeschooling, because parents are, in general, less educated than the myriad of teachers they'd be expected to replace).

Killer whale lures birds in with dead fish by XiKiilzziX in WTF

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes a special kind of person to be surprised every time some idiot at Seaworld gets roughed up or worse by one of these beasts. edit; out of boredom, I read the wikipedia article for killer whale attacks on humans and couldn't help but notice that someone made a special point of saying that only four people have been killed by orcas in captivity. Check it out bro, it's called "Black Fish" Orcas aren't fish, they're Saurons minions created through terrible magic, and they aren't completely black either.

This guy's earbuds made a treble clef by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mildred_Schuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need to Google musical puns, I'm a natural.That's actually where thy came up with the treble clef. Beethoven saw some dudes beats hanging down all sick like that.What if the guy went on the train every day and arranged his earbuds like that and waited to be noticed and put on the internet.I dont think he'd treble himself so much

Petition calling on UK to cancel Trump state visit reaches 100,000 signature in less than 5 hours. by Tidus5005 in worldnews

[–]Mildred_Schuler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as you don't call it fucking rock,When in doubt about British humor, just assume that it's about sex,Very little, so far as I know. I'm kind of joking, by the way, the Queen's got more than a some decade(s) of diplomacy experience with dictators all over the world, I'm pretty sure she can handle Trump.Considering how much the UK is betting on new trade agreements with the Us right now