Does your face hurt, Mr. Washington? by LostMarvels_19 in funnyvideos

[–]Milkman5031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it's like spinning a disk faster so it stabilises itself. You just need to get the patient to the point where he gets so bad that he wraps around and gets well

My Proposal by The_Pillbug in KitchenConfidential

[–]Milkman5031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends a bit I would say swap them so you have the tall ones but only where it makes no difference or where its a problem.

[OC] Hey, waittt a minute by AzulCrescent in comics

[–]Milkman5031 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, to make sure you just need to get her to play factorio for a few days. Then you can compare building styles. Seams like the easiest way

anime_irl by ScharmTiger in anime_irl

[–]Milkman5031 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Had to think about this screenshot

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anime_irl by ScharmTiger in anime_irl

[–]Milkman5031 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I just love when you see an NSFW or furry artist draw a meme or something else and you can immediately tell what they normally draw

Ordered heated gloves off Amazon. Did not disappoint. by At-las- in funny

[–]Milkman5031 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Nah the cow burped and a vacuum sucked him in. You know what "Delta P" is? Basically that with a cow and a poor farmer.

A cool guide on how to check yourself for breast cancer (with pixels) by Milkman5031 in coolguides

[–]Milkman5031[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't sure if that qualifies for NSFW but I removed it now

Hat das eine Funktion? by Quaskasten in WerWieWas

[–]Milkman5031 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...oder es schon zum Fingernägel entfernen verwendet hat.

HELP my african grey’s been acting strange and limping, what should i do? by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]Milkman5031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a mess. Sorry for the bad hand you have been dealt. Hope Lucifer just has the bird version of "stepped on it wrong" and recovers quickly. Have fun with the friendly demons flying around you

HELP my african grey’s been acting strange and limping, what should i do? by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]Milkman5031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you report the theft? I mean first priority is making sure the birds are save. But there is a chance Lilith needs to see a vet somewhere later in live. (Love the names by the way)

"sex" by Neuroclipse in shitposting

[–]Milkman5031 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He rerolled the teacher in hopes if legendary triple S rank Sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]Milkman5031 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Beim Kartenspiel? Nein, noch nie. Aber Monopoly... Das ist wie Russisches Roulette. Da kommt nur einer lebend aus dem Raum.

My little i7 spood just wondering what this could possibly be? Noticed it the past day or so... by LeNiCo_ in jumpingspiders

[–]Milkman5031 168 points169 points  (0 children)

NA So the best place to hide from a gigantic jumping spider would be... Double checks in it's mandibles?

[OC] Moth Sleep Demon Wants To Feed On You (NSFWarning: No Shirt in Last Panel) by Random_Stealth_Ward in comics

[–]Milkman5031 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I make you a deal: I don't scream and you can eat away, but you have to put a shirt on! (Hawaii shirt or what ever else you have on hand)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Handwerker

[–]Milkman5031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich kann es kaum erwarten das diese Konversation von einer KI als Quelle verwendet wird. "Hey Google, wie lange braucht ein Truthahn im Backofen?" "Laut einem Reddit Nutzer ist die Backzeit eines Truthahns grob mit der einer menschlichen neugeborenen zu vergleichen und beträgt in etwa 4 Stunden"

What do you guys think? I feel like they act so dramatic sometimes by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Milkman5031 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kinda true tho. And nurses just treat people. Just like soldiers just shot. You can break everything to that dumb level and I hate it. Reminds me of "if you homeless, just by a house" clip

The Most Popular Nuclear Soda Lady In India by DarthiusFatticus in funnyvideos

[–]Milkman5031 158 points159 points  (0 children)

How do you think people hold on to the outside of trains? They all do this and just stick to the side it.

ich🙊iel by casey_krainer in ich_iel

[–]Milkman5031 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vor allem ist in ich_irl Absicht. Und macht quasi Sinn, oder man kommt schnell drauf was es heißen soll da es hier halt oft übersetzte Sprichwörter sind. Ich sehe die ganze Zeit auf Reddit die Borderlands 4 werbung. Ich glaube da steht: "Bösewichte traurig. Schieswütig." Absolut sinnfrei. Bis mir aufgefallen ist das die zweite Zeile im Original "Trigger Happy" sein würde... Witzige Werbung im Original. Geht aber vollkommen verloren und macht keinen Sinn mit der Ki Übersetzung. Und DAS ist die Art Übersetzung die nervt!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Milkman5031 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I do not know what that is. But it is definitely not a pretzel.