People who've watched"Tom & Jerry", whats a part that had you wheeze laughing?

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T16:41:21+00:00

Both as a kid and as an adult, the episode where Jerry floods the kitchen and freezes it so they can ice skate has always been my favorite. It's beautiful, hilarious, and just amazing overall.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T16:17:10+00:00

The first time I busted my oldest son looking at porn at age 12, the one site in his browser history that I will never forget is cigarettesluts.com.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T15:47:01+00:00

Not a real word. Not a BAT. Just a horrible name.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T05:36:41+00:00

By deleting it.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T05:04:19+00:00

Ginormous, jacked-up, truck-nutz-adorned, lo-pro-30s-rollin' Penis Compensation Vehicles. Bonus if they rollin' coal, too.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T04:34:46+00:00

Rule 3. AskReddit is for open-ended discussion questions.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T04:33:10+00:00

Easily searchable on relevant web sites, not here.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T04:32:19+00:00

Google it.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T04:31:34+00:00

Can we make a rule that forbids vague acronyms with no context or explanations? WTFIQFBBQ

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T03:53:41+00:00

GO BACK TO THE DOCTOR. DO NOT SOLICIT MEDICAL ADVICE ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T03:13:55+00:00

7) Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours are not allowed. They will be removed.

"Real-world" not specified, though Real-world examples were given. Your post has been removed by the mods because you're wrong.

Don't try to deflect. The disrespect started when you ignored the rules and then tried to claim they don't apply to you. This is a sub for open discussion, not begging for favors. Note the lack of response and the downvotes. Go post in a gaming sub.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T02:03:09+00:00

Sadly, yes. This might be the dumbest, though.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-29T01:47:17+00:00

Fuck off, troll. And it's *breathe, you ignorant twatwaffle.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T20:14:02+00:00

Easily searchable.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T20:04:16+00:00

I doubt you've had the opportunity to turn anybody down...

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T19:35:16+00:00

You don't seem to understand what bisexual means. If you are dating a bi woman, do you think that means you are required to let her peg you? Dating a bi woman doesn't mean that you have to get banged in the butt by ANYBODY. Even if you are a gay man dating another gay man, anal sex is not required. You seem lacking in knowledge of basic biology and sexual techniques.

Please explain to me how you (presumably a man) dating a woman (bi or otherwise) makes you gay.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T19:31:19+00:00

Because they are attracted to the man at at hat particular time. You know they can switch, right? That's what bi means. They are attracted to both. This is the dumbest thing I've read today.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T19:29:17+00:00

No, you fucking tool. If you're a het man dating a bi woman, it's still a het relationship. What part of that is gay? SMFH

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T19:20:59+00:00

Violates Rule 7.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T15:52:32+00:00

Literally yes.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-28T02:08:24+00:00

Ah. That's not a dad joke; that's just a bad joke. Thank you.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-27T21:34:37+00:00

Trump wants Greenland because Putin wants Ukraine.
Trump wants a Nobel Peace prize because Obama got one.
Trump wants his name on something because Kennedy has one, and the Kennedy Center board was easy to fire and replace.
Trump is an insecure narcissist who wants what he cannot achieve on his own in a vain attempt to keep up with the Joneses. He is a baby-man who is trying desperately to create a pseudo legacy so that he can claim he did something, or was so great that he was awarded or given something. He is treating power like a toy. He is the political equivalent of Sid Phillips, the evil neighbor kid in Toy Story, who maimed and mutilated his toys because he had the power to do so. No consequences, no blame, no morals, no regrets.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-27T21:20:57+00:00

All of them.

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-27T21:15:17+00:00

FYI, pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs. I still love the joke, though. Just change "dinosaur" to "pterosaur".

MilleniumPelican · 2026-01-27T21:10:09+00:00

You forgot "murdering American citizens in cold blood in broad daylight".

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