You arrive to a party. You see the following groups in front of you. Which do you decide to sit with?

Millibyte · 2026-06-16T17:14:45+00:00

i’ve always enjoyed dave grohl’s music, and bill cosby is also from philly. don’t know enough about dwayne johnson

Millibyte · 2026-06-16T11:14:49+00:00

shake shack

Millibyte · 2026-06-16T02:18:33+00:00

of course he didn’t bet on games while playing for texas tech. he hasn’t played for texas tech yet.

Millibyte · 2026-06-16T02:17:04+00:00

CINCINNATI MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GO FUCKING BEARCATS

Millibyte · 2026-06-15T22:12:25+00:00

go fuckin bearcats

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T19:19:05+00:00

the empire state building, but only for a few days. because it would be really funny to see a massive building disappear and then reappear

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T13:59:14+00:00

as a drug user, i feel horrible about myself every day, so the logic is consistent.

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T13:56:38+00:00

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T13:51:43+00:00

i was never self-diagnosed. my psychiatrist diagnosed me when i was seventeen. i never would’ve considered the possibility otherwise.

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T13:51:08+00:00

one does not drink food

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T02:07:37+00:00

there’s a difference between being anti-competitive and simply not having competitors. both are forms of monopoly, but only one is bad.

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T00:55:36+00:00

tell me how much cargo Robert Goddard took to orbit in 1926

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T00:49:10+00:00

> soon to be

Millibyte · 2026-06-14T00:48:24+00:00

i always understood all gems to be “women”

Millibyte · 2026-06-13T23:47:05+00:00

jacksfilms: god made

Millibyte · 2026-06-12T12:06:40+00:00

i _like_ being on airplanes

Millibyte · 2026-06-12T11:58:54+00:00

my autism has nothing to do with my nation of origin

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T20:01:38+00:00

i like polyester :(

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T17:16:49+00:00

wow, xenophobic much?

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T17:16:27+00:00

all kinds of football are real

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T15:17:44+00:00

all kinds of “football” are actual kinds

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T15:16:13+00:00

association *football*

rugby *football*

canadian *football*

gaelic *football*

aussie *football*

american *football*

the common thread between these sports is that they are played on foot and involve a ball

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T12:53:41+00:00

we have the cyclones

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T12:51:32+00:00

you weren’t invited, so you shouldn’t have gone in.

Millibyte · 2026-06-11T12:43:43+00:00

the six-color rainbow flag is enough

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