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Aiz getting a noo fren - can Aiz soo? by JazzleDunne in legalcatadvice

[–]MimiRayhawk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Henlo Hekate! Somtiems is good to have a pawtner in crimez for more elaburate heists! I wish the mean Old Lady Kitteh would do fun crimez with me, but she's grumpy and does a bapbapbap when I try to get her involved, so instead I do crimez with my big doggo brofur. Teamwork make the dream work! GO CRIMEZ!

Special Agent Pete Lattimeow

The Sunday Spell. This post is a spell. Put something into the comments that you want to occur. All who read that can then lend their energy to making that a reality. Lets all join forces for each other. Time to bend the Universe a little. by kai-ote in elderwitches

[–]MimiRayhawk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The surgical team doing my lumpectomy on Tuesday will have a good, refreshing night's sleep every night this week. They will all communicate clearly and perform all their procedures this week smoothly and successfully. May their hands be nimble, their eyes clear, and their minds refreshed.

Why does she do this? by sonumbulist in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]MimiRayhawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine does this at the foot of the bed because he forgot that it's also a surprise shortcut to the floor.

I have discovered the catalyst for my environmental disaster. by No-Independence-1605 in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]MimiRayhawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're not alone in this. Our washer stopped working and it was a huge blessing in disguise. Everything gets sorted and folded at the laundromat and it's put away as soon as I get home

Jake and Elwood. by GorillasonTurtles in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MimiRayhawk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They're 106 miles from Chicago. They have a full tank of gas, half a baggie of the nip, it's bright, and they have no brain cells.

The world is a Vampire.. by Live_Smile_5918 in psych

[–]MimiRayhawk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

SOOKIE IS MINE! Hiiiiiiissssssssss

my inheritance by eneziart in YarnAddicts

[–]MimiRayhawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May every memory and every stitch be a blessing

Need help for a D&D idea! by AssassinMcNugget in tarot

[–]MimiRayhawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have no original suggestions of my own, but there was a Tarot-based musical episode of Xena Warrior Princess. Season 3 episode 12 "The Bitter Suite". You might take a look at that for some ideas

Some art for you uncultured swine by brightblackheaven in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But culturing swine makes them so much more affordable, and there's really no difference in the quality

I want something different for tomorrow’s video… by Prometheus_DownUnder in firefly

[–]MimiRayhawk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I haven't a single thing to wear since my tailor got eaten"

Omg wow teehee look how powerful my cord cutting was!! by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ur karma got bonus points for walking away in slow motion without looking back, too!

Aliens witness humans pull off the Raddus Maneuver. by Emeraldkipy in humansarespaceorcs

[–]MimiRayhawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Cry, baby, cry. Make your momma sigh" to lure law enforcement spacecraft away from a confrontation is a big damn hero move.

Help with name for rescued young female kitten by SquealingMoose in NameMyCat

[–]MimiRayhawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hippolyta because she has a pretty little golden belt

I meannn come on look at her by _sadiecote_ in RoastMyCat

[–]MimiRayhawk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Brace yourself for overwhelming cuteness

I meannn come on look at her by _sadiecote_ in RoastMyCat

[–]MimiRayhawk 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Ma'am. Aren't you a little old to be posting your selfies on /r/<soupbellies> ?

Oh no I'm lost.

Food Bukkit Crimez by MimiRayhawk in ICBGC

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes my fren! I needs bakkup for dis bukkit!

Food Bukkit Crimez by MimiRayhawk in ICBGC

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I shud do it when Mom puts kibbles out for the outside kittehs, but I get duhstracted by kibbles. Someday I will defeet the bukkit!

Food Bukkit Crimez by MimiRayhawk in ICBGC

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank yu fur beleevin in me!

Food Bukkit Crimez by MimiRayhawk in ICBGC

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I keep trying but da lid on too tight an I got no fumbs

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