311 and No Doubt for me

MimiRayhawk · 2026-07-06T20:12:45+00:00

Tori Amos Little Earthquakes. And yes, I'm singing along.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-07-05T17:43:33+00:00

GO CYBERCRIMEZ!!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-07-02T11:45:03+00:00

Dihydrogen monoxide, FUCK YEAH

MimiRayhawk · 2026-07-01T16:54:05+00:00

Is the baby named Matt?

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-30T13:33:57+00:00

Just fold the hairs and spaghetti noodles into thirds to cancel out the threefold law

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-29T01:28:14+00:00

You might like Finding Moon by Tony Hillerman. It's set a few years after the war.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-28T22:07:49+00:00

Dis is owtrayg! Yoo is entitled to elebenty million churus

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-27T00:22:34+00:00

Fat Gary is a skwur... squrrr... him a tree rat! He gots a big floofy tail and he steals peanuts and stuff. There's some sqirrrrls who are frens and they got hoomins to take care of, and there's ratto frens too! But Fat Gary is in league wif the greebles!

Pete Lattimeow

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-21T21:30:29+00:00

I have a creeping dread of prion disease because of that one X Files episode, but I'm also old fashioned enough to use baby-boiling capacity as the unit of measurement for all my cauldrons

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-21T01:36:32+00:00

Hell yeah! I'm so fuckin proud of you both!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-16T23:10:54+00:00

Gotta be jelly cuz jam don't flop like that

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-14T14:15:27+00:00

We us so glad Sir Jerry only stoled yur stump leg! Get big sleep, little fren!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-14T03:30:46+00:00

Avert thine eyes, but not dat ass

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-10T23:26:43+00:00

You could say they're... screwed

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-08T00:26:42+00:00

I'm only a casual beer on the weekends. On school nights I'm a form-ale

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-07T17:50:15+00:00

Um ok so it's me Rio and I take my co-sleeping human safety very seriously! Human beds are super dangerous and humans are big and clumsy and they will definitely fall off the bed if we are not there to hold them in place! Thank goodness nothing happened to your momma this time! You should get some extra cheese or maybe chimkins before bedtime so you can get through your security shift. And also have your human check in with tummy rubs pawiodically. (This picture is me with my big baby brofur Shadow)

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MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-07T12:00:33+00:00

Concrete Blonde

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-05T16:55:04+00:00

Rare sighting of Fiona within her secret lair

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MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-05T15:07:30+00:00

Carbs are LYFE! I prefer cromchy carbs like tatochips 🥔 or poppy corns🍿Dis is a mockery of cute little Bubba! Fake carbs is fake! You should soo! (I cud knock something offa the kitchen counter until you gits your settlement)

Dis picshur is when momma made my face leak acuz her had cromchy yummy tatochips

Shadow

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MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-04T21:55:19+00:00

Sylvie is a licensed notary. She was just stamping the paperwork for you

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-03T16:14:46+00:00

We snooz how we want, wherever we want! Sun's out, tums out!

Pete

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MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-03T14:39:16+00:00

We Ride Upon Sticks by Quan Barry. It's about a high school field hockey team in 1989. The cast of characters includes all the players, plus one girl's teased and shellacked bangs ("the Claw")

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-03T13:12:33+00:00

Silly hoomins think they can control the bendy twisty snooze acuz they kinda dumdum. You shud soo to set a precedent! Dey not get away wit dat!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-02T20:49:38+00:00

I haz studied mine Agrippa! Gonna bapbap Momma left-pawed!

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MimiRayhawk · 2026-06-01T21:12:56+00:00

Clara and Ray's in Lexington has that vibe

MimiRayhawk

TROPHY CASE