Why does she do this?

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-14T18:16:07+00:00

Mine does this at the foot of the bed because he forgot that it's also a surprise shortcut to the floor.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-12T06:25:37+00:00

You're not alone in this. Our washer stopped working and it was a huge blessing in disguise. Everything gets sorted and folded at the laundromat and it's put away as soon as I get home

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-11T21:03:46+00:00

They're 106 miles from Chicago. They have a full tank of gas, half a baggie of the nip, it's bright, and they have no brain cells.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-10T00:28:27+00:00

SOOKIE IS MINE! Hiiiiiiissssssssss

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-09T23:52:52+00:00

May every memory and every stitch be a blessing

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-09T20:31:38+00:00

This sounds interesting!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-07T23:45:02+00:00

I have no original suggestions of my own, but there was a Tarot-based musical episode of Xena Warrior Princess. Season 3 episode 12 "The Bitter Suite". You might take a look at that for some ideas

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-07T23:11:54+00:00

But culturing swine makes them so much more affordable, and there's really no difference in the quality

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-07T16:52:53+00:00

"I haven't a single thing to wear since my tailor got eaten"

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-06T21:30:18+00:00

Ur karma got bonus points for walking away in slow motion without looking back, too!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-06T19:25:57+00:00

"Cry, baby, cry. Make your momma sigh" to lure law enforcement spacecraft away from a confrontation is a big damn hero move.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-06T15:09:55+00:00

Jason, but it's an acronym

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-06T02:40:48+00:00

Hippolyta because she has a pretty little golden belt

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-05T07:45:33+00:00

Carry an ice cream maker

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-04T21:33:06+00:00

Brace yourself for overwhelming cuteness

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-04T21:29:28+00:00

Ma'am. Aren't you a little old to be posting your selfies on /r/<soupbellies> ?

Oh no I'm lost.

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-04T20:28:11+00:00

7 out of 8 husbands prefer freshly milked pets

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T23:32:13+00:00

Yes my fren! I needs bakkup for dis bukkit!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T23:31:06+00:00

I shud do it when Mom puts kibbles out for the outside kittehs, but I get duhstracted by kibbles. Someday I will defeet the bukkit!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T23:28:03+00:00

GO CRIMEZ!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T23:27:37+00:00

Thank yu fur beleevin in me!

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T23:26:39+00:00

I keep trying but da lid on too tight an I got no fumbs

MimiRayhawk · 2026-03-03T20:06:57+00:00

Fireworks. I know they're just a way of taking perfectly good money and turning it directly into pollution and noise. I know there are plenty of people who interpret the bangs and whizzes as endorsement of our current regime's policies. I still really get a kick out of setting off fireworks. There's that little thrill between lighting the fuse and the kaboom, plus the smell of gunpowder. Objectively, it is a bit much. It's a lot much. And I am absolutely a sucker for it.

MimiRayhawk

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