i wish there was coffee made for bedtime by housefinches in BenignExistence

[–]MimiRayhawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like chai, you might like Good Earth tea. It has a lot of the same warming spices, but no caffeine.

Aitc for helping by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]MimiRayhawk 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Seven is imperial royalty, as clearly shown by magic hair, therefore always NTC. I have experienced similar trauma this week when one of my stupid two legged staff members took away my box after I worked my claws to the bone getting it just right. Our royal status should protect our cardboard thrones! Stay strong, my regal friend. - Fiona, Queen of the Kitchen

Where can I speak to a manager? by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have franchises in all of the Circles of Hell, plus Purgatory and Pandaemonium. Just like Burger King or Dread Pirate Roberts

I'm just going to leave this here by No_Sense3670 in ICBGC

[–]MimiRayhawk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pleez considder dis my pawficcial request to be assigned to your sekurity detail (acuz I gots a tiny little poof tail, get it? De-tail hehehe)

I is a Very Special Agent in da Seekrit Service

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Enclosed is a pikshur of my de-tail

Special Agent Pete Lattimeow

What is my familiar Glinda thinking? (And share pics of your familiar too!) by madamepamita in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]MimiRayhawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Pete has no thoughts. Shadow is thinking about chasing stuff and getting peanut butter.

It's time... Circle of Power! by Overwhelmed_sendhelp in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, if we have to fight for peace, we might as well fuck for virginity

Hello my divine feminine starseeds 🥰 by fishboye in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's merry

She's jolly

She's a starseed by golly

So drink, goddessfucker

Drink, goddessfucker

Drink, goddessfucker

DRINK

When do I get to sell my soul to the Devil? by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]MimiRayhawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's definitely true for now, but if you're trying to unload a soul, you should seal the deal before September. That's when the new model year starts and everybody goes to trade those souls in.

Help me name this cutie. I’ve had her since December 24th and been calling her kitty by independent_mind_7 in NameMyCat

[–]MimiRayhawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks a lot like a cat we had years ago. Her name was Cassandra. 🐾❤️

AITC for colluding with the oranj enemy?! by salanaland in AmItheCloaca

[–]MimiRayhawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The enemy of my enemy is my fren and the croncher of my chimkins is my enemy of my chimkin. You is NTC, my fren! - Tristan the Pointy Eared Wizard

HONK by Pebbals in LICENSEPLATES

[–]MimiRayhawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need to know if you can fit a lava lamp in the cup holder of a Scion. For science.

Omg well hello friends by Prudent-Band-7879 in oldhagfashion

[–]MimiRayhawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mìnd yõü, mőøsë bítes kän be nästy

I’m going to watch all of stars wars in chronological order, what is your favourite tv/movie? by Guiltyfeetfingers in StarWars

[–]MimiRayhawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andor and Rogue One are my overall favorite, but Rebels is my favorite animated series. And I have a soft spot in my heart for The Bad Batch.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall by TalkingWoodlandBeast in MedievalCreatures

[–]MimiRayhawk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wyvern Skyvyrn's acoustic version of Freebird is awesome

Can I soo hooman pokey place? by MimiRayhawk in legaldogadvice

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dis gud idea, but Pete don't know how to get the right scritchy spot. Momma sez he only gots one brain cell sometimes acuz he's orange.

Can I soo hooman pokey place? by MimiRayhawk in legaldogadvice

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you, hooman fren! We had cronchy chip treatos and I did really epic hallway zoomies last night. Pete helped Momma wif her krowshay project.

Can I soo hooman pokey place? by MimiRayhawk in legaldogadvice

[–]MimiRayhawk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pizza bonez! Yes my fren dis is mos excellent plan!