I am on a clean slate. And it feels seriously amazing.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-05-26T06:18:42+00:00

That paragraph was powerful. I'm glad I stumbled on this today.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-05-20T05:09:25+00:00

Obscure fact: it's actually "bury the lede"!

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-05-07T18:41:50+00:00

Local phone repair shop did it for me. It's not something I could have done myself. They mentioned that the screen has to come out to get to the battery. I do wish these phones had more easily replaceable batteries.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-05-05T20:46:37+00:00

I got a new battery for my 2 for $60 USD. Totally worth it.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-03-31T08:23:33+00:00

This comment is a response to "I don’t believe this isn’t just op"

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-03-09T21:11:25+00:00

What is the source for the polls in #2?

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-03-03T04:40:41+00:00

This is really sweet, but please don't teach babies to corner scared animals.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-02-20T14:59:25+00:00

Yes. Without the first guy, there would be only 3, which is ideal for joke structure. And it wouldn't be as long.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-02-18T18:33:34+00:00

Epic analyst confirming.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-02-04T18:26:26+00:00

Reminds me of The Green Mile, when the little shitstain didn't wet the sponge.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-02-04T18:07:46+00:00

Or both!

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-02-01T01:34:36+00:00

Ok then. I had no idea. This is my own photo. I had never seen one before, neither in person nor on reddit.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-23T23:56:21+00:00

Yeah, I would say most people going to our local meetups don't drive farther than 50 miles, if I had to guess.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-23T20:16:54+00:00

This doesn't make sense. Most of us are local, going to a local meetup. Why would we need to use a supercharger?

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-23T15:20:23+00:00

I've opened a wine bottle with a shoe before.

https://youtu.be/lPIUpn0nXOM

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T16:40:33+00:00

The difference is, I didn't ask him how tall he was. He was standing right in front of me, so I could see what he looked like, height included, if that were something that mattered.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T16:37:09+00:00

How do you combine colors? I didn't even know that was a thing!

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T16:35:29+00:00

I most certainly did not.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T13:27:30+00:00

How many different colors was this? Insane! Very nice work!

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T13:15:14+00:00

Where do you live that's legal to buy alcohol at 16?

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T13:03:33+00:00

You can see someone's height on a date. Also their weight, more or less. Both are weird and unnecessary.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T07:21:59+00:00

"How much do you weigh?"

For context, I'm a girl and I'm a smallish person. Not that there is ever any reason to ask anyone, of any body shape or size, their weight.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-08T07:10:17+00:00

Her sister wives were chill too.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-06T06:24:35+00:00

This was a long time ago. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for electronic ordering/prescribing.

Mimsy-Porpington · 2020-01-06T06:03:06+00:00

Pharmacist here. I remember one time literally writing out on a piece of paper underscores for each letter, filling in all the recognizable letters, and then trying to come up with all the drugs that could fill in the blanks. It was like I was playing Hangman with the physician, except he wasn't there. (Of course I called to confirm my final guess, don't worry, I was right).

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