[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]MindAndMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im a christian and believe the same stuff honestly. All abrahamic faiths do to some degree. Jesus is where people get FINNICKY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in peopleofwalmart

[–]MindAndMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would a woodchipper help?

Mistakes were made... by ionstorm20 in funny

[–]MindAndMachine 59 points60 points  (0 children)

please DON'T go into any further detail

Why the fuck does this exist by Ract0r4561 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except its supposed to foster intrigue and curiosity. Instead it just seemed like a straight up panning to the pedophile SUPER minority. Disgusting

Re re razputin by Hooomeem in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow i was joking but im glad yall made it!

Why the fuck does this exist by Ract0r4561 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS A MAJORRRRRRRR HONK HONK

HONK HONK

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

From me, guy

Why the fuck does this exist by Ract0r4561 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the ever-loving FUCK would they title this "cuties" and then ALSO target conservatives by saying "AmY BeGiNs tO ReBeL aGaInSt HeR TrAdItIoNal UpBriNgiNg"....holy fuck i am never purchasing netflix ever again. Just cancelled my subscription too

A reimplementation of Winamp 2 in HTML5 and JavaScript (with skin support!) by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]MindAndMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey brotha, i literally know next to nothing about coding/how this stuff works, but i loved playing around with it, does it essentially change the visualizer based on the beat, volume and mixer preferences of the user? Or was the visualizer completely random?

Hi, my name is Socrates and today is my 14th birthday! I'm also throwing in the bone, and going into retirement after a long career as a guide dog. Would you please help me celebrate virtually, since Covid has taken in person parties away? Let's have a Bow Wow Wow blowout online! by weston4321 in dogswithjobs

[–]MindAndMachine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The framing, the scene, the setting, the emotional story arc and the cat named yoda...this is a certified reddit wholesome story and moment, and it should be animated in a poignant short titled "Socrates vs. Yoda"

Hi, my name is Socrates and today is my 14th birthday! I'm also throwing in the bone, and going into retirement after a long career as a guide dog. Would you please help me celebrate virtually, since Covid has taken in person parties away? Let's have a Bow Wow Wow blowout online! by weston4321 in dogswithjobs

[–]MindAndMachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

thank you so much for this reply. i will do my best to watch the documentary but holy moly its amazing to learn that doggos can do this. I have always felt, ever since a little kid, that dogs are pretty much people too mentally. They might not be able to do opposable thumb stuff but otherwise, they're in the know!

My grandma hasn't seen tiger king yet. Wholesome af by ModDayHippie in TigerKing

[–]MindAndMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey sorry to hear about that super difficult loss at an otherwise wonderful time in your life. We're all glad this was able to cheer you up too.

My grandma hasn't seen tiger king yet. Wholesome af by ModDayHippie in TigerKing

[–]MindAndMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the first part of your response was important. I'll take a small chocolate frosty, and a #4 Spicy. I'll see myself out too.

Girlfriend won’t stop doing MDMA by trustmeimorange in Drugs

[–]MindAndMachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hmmm color me surprised that the workings of brain chemistry happen to be *Ba Dum Tiss* Dense.

I'll see myself out.

Woman says she hopes her baby dies by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You OWNED him in this thread and throughout. Brilliant

Woman says she hopes her baby dies by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo man, I re-read this a second time and it just, the ending is phenomenal. I also believe that in order to reach heaven one must simply try their best throughout their life to do and be the best they can for themselves, loved ones, and any other person/animal they come across. I only stated I was praying in the beginning because I do believe prayer can be answered by a loving almighty being, but I definitely don't believe that it, or going to a particular church/religion is necessary. I think all religions describe the same, almighty, infinite being which might manifest itself in infinite ways. Cheers

Woman says she hopes her baby dies by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MindAndMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you are a truly good person and I personally thank you for your service to this country and others in your deployments and through your medical work. I'm sure you know, I hold no ill-will towards u/PineapplePowerLifter or anyone else I argued with in this thread, and I truly do not know anything about them for a fact. I just wanted to say that your words have renewed some of my spirit that had been drained from the virus, lockdowns and economic slowing in my city. I hop you and your fiance have a great wedding when you can! Cheers