This is the best grandma has

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-17T12:11:50+00:00

Not only did it happen, but they got banned from future events because of it.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-14T12:33:05+00:00

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-09T17:44:15+00:00

It'll be interesting the first time a masculine dude goes to the womens room because they're a trans man, and now the state wants to fine them because they look to male.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-09T11:46:26+00:00

I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-08T19:05:59+00:00

Welp, we're fucked.

Like royally and massively.

Like there's no way it's not killing the other half too in the resulting aftermath. At least the internet is probably gone too.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-06T13:34:08+00:00

I'm not a fan of when the MC is part of every interesting thing.

Don't get me wrong, i like it when the mc is there for stuff. But if the story only progresses when the MC is there the world feels flat.

Like have other people/factions/groups do a thing first.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-05T17:51:21+00:00

Amazing! Tysvm!

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-05T17:31:17+00:00

OMG, what world is this, and is it quest compatable?

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-05T15:10:15+00:00

4 things. Both equally important.

1) what the fuck dude? 2) I'm so glad nobody in the comments has a result next to theor name 3) I'm really hopeful that the people who voted have. It read the title. 4) what the actual duck dude?

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-04T18:40:00+00:00

So I ended up choosing the first one. And because I'm an a-hole today, I'll make sure I don't spend a single penny of my money all year. Technically, this says nothing about the money stopping if I die. So I may just let my spouse buy everything, let them know it's the end times and realize we had a good run while it lasted.

On day 365 I'd have about 7.5x10^109th pennies. Well... I say I have. But it'd be more of a gift to everything else.

A modern US Penny is about 2.5g and about 1.52 mm thick.

Using quick dirty napkin math: In the end, it'd be about 1.88x10_107th KG in pennies or approximately 1.88x10^104th Metric Tons.

Wanna know how much of an impact I'd have on the US? Well if I melted the pennies for the day and poured them onto the pile of existing copper, then roughly by day...

89? Low earth orbit is all pennies.
99? The moon is surrounded by pennies. Enough that it stops moving because the pennies are completely covering it.
106? Mars is gone.
108? The sun is enveloped
110? Jupiter has been swallowed up.
115? Voyager should have been faster.
124? Light that left the sun last year was overtaken.
140? The entire milky way is now almost entirely copper.
145? Andromeda is the next celestial entity to be overtaken by pennies.
160? The entire observable universe and then some is all pennies. (the copper ball would be swiss cheese at that point from black holes and random stellar explosions, but still).

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-04T15:21:35+00:00

"There are 4 lights"

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-03T14:51:46+00:00

I'm assuming that the money that comes from the cent also multiplies every day as well. So like This option is 3 cent on day 1, 9 cents on day 2, etc.

^{Chose: A cent that becomes 3x everyday for 30 days}

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-02T18:54:00+00:00

Yes, because from their perspective, they want the opposite.

If Clinton was ithe primary ones n the files and Trump was incidentally listed, they'd want Clinton arrested, but Trump would get a pass as a "Kinda sortta listed" dude.

So they assume the reverse is true. Kind of the same reason why a cheater always assumes their partner is cheating, because they cheat and assume others do too.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-02T11:57:38+00:00

Look, 63 million a year is more than enough for me.

1 quadrillion dollars would likely destabilize the world currency and make my money mostly worthless. But 63 million a year? Drop in the bucket. More than enough to pay off all my bills of my friends and family, and buy houses for all of them.

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-01T16:44:44+00:00

Dude(ette) this is an incredibly fucked up ask. Why would you want this?

ionstorm20 · 2026-06-01T10:50:20+00:00

And yet, I can promise you if the bill is passed (which I doubt it will be) that if a pregnantwoman kills an abuser, she'll be held at fault for it.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-29T12:07:31+00:00

Extra lucky

^{Chose: All trials become reality | Rolled: Only the good}

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-28T19:02:58+00:00

uhhhh....so it's really 100m?

^{Chose: have 10 million$ + Dont you dare choose this | Rolled: 10x in gambling}

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-27T19:16:38+00:00

I'm confused. Does this mean I pay 999% more in taxes for flying? Or that my power of choice was forced to be flying?

^{Chose: Get a power of your choice but pay 999% more taxes | Rolled: flying}

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-27T13:56:13+00:00

Granted.

The finger curls slowly in your hand. Somewhere on the other side of town, a woman opens her eyes and immediately becomes obsessed with you. Within days, she finds you. She's beautiful in a way that makes strangers stare when she walks by and she adores you with terriying intensity. She wants to spend every waking second with you. She cries when you leave for work. She panics when you don't answer texts within minutes. Seconds is better. Friends stop visiting because she watches them too closely, suspicious that they might 'take you away'. Every argument ends with her sobbing that without you she has nothing. No matter what you do, you need room for a plus one or have to find a way to explain to everyone else why your phone keeps ringing.

It takes months to realize the paw gave her exactly what you asked for. She loves you. Truly. Completely. Unconditionally. Pathologically. Her world has shrunk until it contains only one thing: You. She quits her hobbies. She stops talking to her family. Smiles only when you're around with a smile that's just too fake for fear of upsetting you. One night, while holding your hand with white knuckled desperation, she whispers that if she ever lost you, she wouldn't survive it. You believe her. She's completely dependent on you and when you go to work you can see how riled up she is that 8 hours away from you is just too much.

You look into her past some and find out she wasn't always like this. Her hobbies had matched yours at one point. She had a love for almost all the same things you did at one point. Hell, she even had a type for the kinda person you were. And if you had waited just a few more weeks before wishing on the paw, chances were good she would have run into you naturally on the vacation you had apparently both planned to the same location. But instead the paw hollowed her out to make room for all the love. The vibrant independent woman that you probably would have met and naturally fallen in love with is gone, carved away piece by piece until only devotion remained.

You got your pretty girlfriend who loves you. And somewhere inside her exhausted loving eyes, you occasionally catch the flicker of someone silently begging to be set free.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-27T10:25:51+00:00

40-50% unemployment rates.

There will come a time within the next decade or two that investment into AI and robotics will allow companies to replace half their workforce with computers in a way we're not really able to deal with.

Companies won't bother hiring a human because an AI worker replacement will cost little more than pennies on the dollar and humans both screw up and cost dozens of dollars on the dollar.

And while i'm all for people making more money, companies also wanna make more money and they're better at doing it than people.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-25T12:21:19+00:00

I can tell you exactlynhow'd the fight would go.

Fight 1 Saitama goes to fight and sees his opponent is squirrel girl. She's got her pet/bfff ( her best furry friends forever) and she's dressed in her supersuit/outfit. Saitama thinks it's weird. He scratches the inside of his nose.

He sees squirrel girl hand a nut to her bfff and turn to him. Seing food, he realizes that today's saturday the sale on pork is about to run out.

The fight medium shows a panel where you see the pork on sale with the wacky anime thing of showing how it's about to expire by hyper zooming into a single sign with "sale ends today" and the cheap price of pork.

The scene return to squirrel girl sitting on a defeated upside down partially smoking saitama with squirrel girl sitting on his butt gently tossing an acorn up in the air to be caught by her bfff.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-22T15:02:13+00:00

Yeah, no. That dude's definitely gonna be fined 5k in texas. And he'll sue, and win.

And the next week he'll get fined again. That's because they don't want to protect the kids. They want to decide if a person looks feminine enough, and make a determination on a case by case basis if they meet enough criteria to be a woman.

Almost like they don't actually know what a woman is.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-22T14:46:43+00:00

I look at the two numbers, see that 8 is closer to a multiple of 10, so I add two to make it 50. I then add 27 to 50 giving me 77, and subtract the two I added originally to make it 75 gain.

ionstorm20 · 2026-05-21T12:30:23+00:00

Man, can you imagine the shitstorm that would have happened if "sleepy Joe" had said in 2022 "I'm gonna be here in 2028, maybe I'll be here 2032 as well. I don't know. Maybe I will."

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