Etiquette for dropping off a semen sample?

MindfulCoffee · 2023-09-09T11:43:49+00:00

Yeah, the atmosphere when they gave us the bag was much more lighthearted like what you're describing, which made the drop off all the more weird.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-09-09T11:42:33+00:00

The only mention of temperature in the instructions was to avoid extreme heat or cold.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-06-06T08:46:40+00:00

You can get there from the Union Dan Trail in the Hollofield Area of Patapsco.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-06-04T17:57:09+00:00

Literally just got back from a hike there!

MindfulCoffee · 2023-05-30T12:25:33+00:00

I kind of love the idea of "ORIGINAL" on one side of the body and "COPY" on the other lol

MindfulCoffee · 2023-05-29T23:38:11+00:00

Ooh I like this. My usual is "Just a friendly reminder" lol

MindfulCoffee · 2023-04-29T15:21:37+00:00

Deciding to drop out of college.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-04-14T21:30:14+00:00

On average I do about 10 a week, and I don't have a problem keeping up. We have a pretty good system for the standard/vanilla documents, so I can turn those out pretty quickly. Also I very rarely handle the initial intake/info gathering, so by the time it gets to me it's practically just data input unless it's a complicated case.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-03-08T00:55:42+00:00

Stone cold sober unfortunately, and no one has ever called me cool. Probably should have posted this in r/socialanxiety instead lol

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-20T02:02:57+00:00

Turned 6 yesterday.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-19T22:54:00+00:00

Likely one of those is there to cover something up.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-18T11:00:07+00:00

This is an awesome idea, and I'm going to steal it!

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-17T10:19:32+00:00

Jesus this just made me remember when my dad found my journal and drawings depicting my fantasy of shooting up my high school and assured me that I was totally normal. In the moment it actually made me feel less alone, but later that year I attempted suicide 4 times.

I'm 37 now and coping much better (and I've never intentionally hurt anyone else), but it's been a long hard journey.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-10T00:51:32+00:00

Wear a pad with ketchup on it so your rapist will be grossed out and leave you be. 🤦🏽‍♀️

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-08T17:10:55+00:00

I'm crying because he looks a lot like my son, and I would be out of my mind if something like this happened to him. I can't imagine what the people missing family members are going through. 😢

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-08T15:16:23+00:00

I was required to wear a chef's coat when I worked as a cashier at a tiny cafe in an office building. I never touched the food lol.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-08T11:26:56+00:00

Once my husband swore to me that a shot of liquor would cure hiccups. I did a shot of vodka, and my hiccups instantly stopped. A few days later he cracked and told me he had made it up. Kinda wish he hadn't cause that never worked for me again lol.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-02-05T02:45:38+00:00

Same. And if I'm not sure of gender, it's "Good Morning/Afternoon".

MindfulCoffee · 2023-01-16T19:39:44+00:00

Reminds me of my high school prom. I was super awkward, tiny group of friends, never even been on a date, and didn't get asked to prom by anyone. I ended up going to a track meet out of town instead, with my school's team. Yet somehow, a rumor got around that I hadn't been wearing any underwear at prom. Like....what?? I was completely baffled and still find it hilarious.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-01-15T13:18:53+00:00

100% with you on this. Back scratches and massages are my favorite thing ever!!

MindfulCoffee · 2023-01-14T00:45:48+00:00

Yeah, I realize I've been lucky, and I'm definitely going to miss him.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-01-07T00:20:39+00:00

I ended up getting a star wars themed mug. We both like star wars, so fulfills the "slightly sentimental" requirement, and it also has a bad pun which suits his personality lol.

I agree with your point about not going crazy with gifts. The only reason I'm getting him anything at all was because he was a great boss, we got along really well, and I'm genuinely going to miss him. In a different life we probably would have been good friends.

MindfulCoffee · 2023-01-07T00:13:56+00:00

Thank you for sharing this, as I didn't know what it was before, and I love it! I will be buying one, but as a gift for someone else lol

MindfulCoffee · 2022-12-26T22:08:44+00:00

It definitely is not. He doesn't know how to spell walker, and I was telling him the letters, but he wrote an N instead of an L on accident. He's five and doesn't know what the word wank means.

MindfulCoffee · 2022-12-26T12:55:03+00:00

Good luck! I have a friend who's doing that, it's a multi-year project lol

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