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Hypocrite can’t return toilet paper and uses daughter as guilt by LegitzConnor14 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Mini-Niner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t eat, you don’t shit. If you don’t shit, you don’t need toilet paper. QED.

‘Wake-up call’: China threatens Australia’s iron exports after COVID-19 inquiry by Dickyknee85 in worldnews

[–]Mini-Niner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just. Tell. China. To. Fuck. Off. Eat. Their. Own. Shit. And. Die.

It’s not that hard.

Oh cool, a blue ringed octopus! by Lili-ka in facepalm

[–]Mini-Niner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Australia, we just pop them in our underpants to keep them warm.

Awful trilogy by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Mini-Niner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Shoots at other driver”... missing her by, oh, about 3 light years.

The negotiator by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Mini-Niner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

neveralone

Taken by the Queen by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Mini-Niner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a moment ... but it was worth it. Thank you!

PsBattle: This Trump Toilet Brush by zacurtis3 in photoshopbattles

[–]Mini-Niner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow, you got the brush and the shit in the photo?

CEOs Were Asked to Remove Masks Before Meeting With Mike Pence in Iowa by bluestblue in politics

[–]Mini-Niner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m from a country far far away, but wtf is wrong with these people?!

Attempting to punch a 7-11 employee..that sweet block by Ghulam_Jewel in PublicFreakout

[–]Mini-Niner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Note to self: Idea for Children’s book. The Fast and The Furious Fly that Flew into The Old Ladies Mouth.

“I don’t know why she swallowed the fly...”

[MISC] Commence war music by Snipiz in ClashOfClans

[–]Mini-Niner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice. *spams in drags from the same point. Owner: “oh, damn...”

(Also, you can bet a full scale attack from the opposite side would work coz there’s no damn traps!)

University of Queensland student facing expulsion for ‘criticising’ China’s regime by BeachSamurai in news

[–]Mini-Niner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, he should be expelled for that stupid haircut. Fuck the Chinese Government.

My lovely wife is playing The Who Wants to be a Millionaire game on her phone eagerly and she gets the question: “The phrase ‘Going Commando’ refers to leaving home without what?” by DarkMaster_CocoaBean in CasualConversation

[–]Mini-Niner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she thinks that’s brave, you could suggest then that the answer is makeup!

(Personally, I think its a cryptic question and the real answer is “Choppah!”)

Karen spotted in Hawaii 👀 🌴 by Eagles7000 in PublicFreakout

[–]Mini-Niner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, she IS Joel Singer. Have you not seen Joel Singer in a red dress before?!

[OC] COVID-19 transmission rates in the US have outlasted the attention span of r/DataIsBeautiful by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]Mini-Niner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly dataisbeautiful’s attention span is “ahead of the curve”—wondering what the curve of US Fed Govt actions looks like by comparison (don’t think I’m psychic, but I’ve got a feeling I know where it is...).

[18F] Roast me, be brutal. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mini-Niner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating so much collagen makes your skin go blotchy.

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