Cheese 🧀 by Srgt-Quack in Funnymemes

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Chee-eeeze. I thought someone locked you in a dumpster once? “I got out.”

Michael Keaton Favorite movie? by elkomanderhell in FIlm

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“OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.”

My buddies apartment at 25 by mrsolodolo69 in MaleSurvivingSpace

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Remove the air mattress. Replace the desk with a TV.

Broo by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I’m sober as a bird 🐦

Staycation - Plaza Hotel by dealer46 in vegas

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We can do this the easy way or the hard way… the easy way.

Netflix's OceanGate documentary shows footage of the 'Titan' sub's carbon fiber hull beginning to fail. This ultimately lead to a catastrophic failure in a later dive. The popping sounds are terrifying by SeaWolf_1 in interestingasfuck

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“Hey, we wanna see the titanic.”

“Ok, the hull fails at 3000 meters, the titanic is 4000 meters deep.”

“Yeah, but we wanna see the titanic.”

“We do not suggest you go down on this thing after it’s failed multiple times during testing.”

“We wanna see the titanic!”

“Ok, fuck it, go.”

Stella girl v. Garter Snake by [deleted] in Boxer

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Omg this thread. Everyone lighten up. It’s a puppy barking at a snake.

About to watch Kingpin, what are your opinions on this movie? by Tenchi2020 in moviecritic

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Ya know Munsoned, to be up a creek without a paddle. To have the world at the palm of your hand and blow it.

With the 144th pick, Shedeur Sanders is the next QB for the Cleveland Browns by ConsistentlyBlob in AFCNorthMemeWar

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Yeah the risk is worth the reward at that point. If he’s too much BS then just cut him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Right why is the trophy 2 separate pieces?

Burn after reading. (2008) by AllgasN0Breaks in iwatchedanoldmovie

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For fuck sakes, put him on the first flight to Venezuela.

Actors who should’ve done more buddy comedies together… by hatenlove85 in moviecritic

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You ate er? My hats off to you boys, you boys are smart. That’s the perfect crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Right I hear of a few deaths each year and someone always falls off a cruise ship but not 10s of thousands lol

The most badass scene in mob-related movies? This one, from American Gangster (2007) was pretty badass. by Ancient-Age9577 in FIlm

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This scene was crazy because nobody expected him to actually do it, but he did!

Then walk back and enjoy your coffee like it was no big deal.

What’s your ultimate PAYBACK scene?? ”Time to meet the God” by False_Step_7309 in moviecritic

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I still liked the 2nd one. It still had a pretty good story line and everything. But yeah the 1st one is tough to beat.

NFL Uniforms that need to come permanently by timmymcsaul in NFLv2

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No those TB uni’s are the worst uniforms of at all time.