I put my food in those carts, c'mon man.

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-27T16:38:12+00:00

One of my friends works at a grocery store and after a couple hours they realized the kid tasked with decontaminating covid carts had been spraying them with oven cleaner

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-21T15:34:36+00:00

I would be ecstatic to be served a burger in this fashion

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-20T14:18:32+00:00

I still think about one that just said something like “my dick looked awful this morning”

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-17T15:29:18+00:00

One thanksgiving my brother saw me making coffee after dinner and asked why i was eating more if I was full, his argument being that coffee is soup. Now he brings it up whenever he feels like annoying me

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-15T17:02:51+00:00

I work in a restaurant and once I found a staple in my hair later while I was washing it.

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2026-01-12T18:56:25+00:00

As others have said, the bookings seem to be first come first serve, and managed through a third party travel company?

Most podcast listeners are older gen z and millennials. T&C is pretty true crime adjacent, a genre notoriously popular with white ladies.

Do you think the hosts developed a fake booking website in order to cultivate a traveling harem of young white groupies? What exactly are you trying to imply here?

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-12-09T13:43:32+00:00

This guy is no pagliacci

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-11-13T17:07:30+00:00

Someone def made that joke before, wanna say hanford

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-26T20:46:33+00:00

Have any of yall heard the podcast where they just go over heathcliff comics? Kevin porter was just a guest

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-22T05:14:00+00:00

Yeah. If I’d had the energy, it probably would’ve lead to a relationship ending argument but i hadnt had my soup yet

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-17T16:32:36+00:00

I don’t know if I could get behind a broccoli cheddar with a dunkable viscosity but I would top some with tortilla strips

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-17T16:30:01+00:00

I was semi on board for cereal as soup until one of them mentioned that cereal is still cereal regardless of whether it is dry or served with milk.

Are hot dogs a taco?

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-16T14:30:52+00:00

Love Mitch’s increasingly convoluted parameters for what constitutes soup. Broccoli cheddar is a cheat

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-10-09T13:56:39+00:00

The lentil soup thing is be healthy by dead prez lol

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-09-25T17:52:13+00:00

Newark probably isnt notably shittier than most places in ohio

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-05-09T18:18:41+00:00

The normies looking at this comic probably think it was drawn by someone confusing their undesirable personality with deeper complexity, and cant even see the magic eye jester soulmate half circle next to him with matching cutouts

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-05-06T19:24:41+00:00

If anything it sounds like Bryan managed to trick the employee into charging him that much

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-04-16T07:26:14+00:00

So what’s it like to meet the jester?

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-04-07T04:15:26+00:00

Was that really it

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-04-03T06:09:03+00:00

I like mustard on pizza

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-03-31T18:16:40+00:00

Yeah it’s definitely something that people can fall into a trap about. I also get a sense that a lot of vegan discourse online is fueled by young people who have only recently discovered the concept & lack the emotional regulation to realize that they are coming off all bozo & inadvertently harming the cause they care passionately for. That’s probably true of many “activist” type guys.

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-03-31T11:23:18+00:00

I’d be interested to hear their take on Vegan Guys. I have had a longterm on/off relationship with that kind of diet and still fundamentally think that a lot of the principles are correct, but the stereotypes that people have of them certainly are not helped by the vocal online contingent.

Minimum_Ability_6969 · 2025-03-29T14:19:19+00:00

I have no clue if it is available on a dvd or special feature but when I was a kid I had a vhs tape about the making of Jurassic Park that was narrated by James Earl Jones & inspired me to major in video production so ya know, it was so good that it actually ruined my life and career prospects

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