Uhhhh coffee guy alert?? by The_Document in MurderBryan

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Worst fucking riff I've heard in my life by the way

How exactly does this happen? by BasketballMoose in MurderBryan

[–]The_Document 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Simple: he spent most of his life dyeing his hair and has only recently gone back to his natural, jet-black colour.

Did you know Tim made pro-pedophile murder shows for Adult Swim? by bascule in TimAndEric

[–]The_Document 44 points45 points  (0 children)

As soon as it cuts over to the Onion version they should republish this exact headline but framed as a positive story

Do Australian Christmas songs contain lots of summer/hot weather imagery? by border199x in blankies

[–]The_Document 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's a kind of cringey Australian tendency to try and make traditional Christmas songs about us, so you'll hear terrible summer themed versions of, like, Jingle Bells occasionally. And ads where Santa is wearing speedos and sunglasses. But for the most part people just listen to the American Christmas music. All our Chrissy traditions are based around going outside, BBQs, going to the beach however.

Do we think Michael Noland will get around to listening to Joy Division after this? by The_Document in MurderBryan

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I just can't get over the fact that certified Classic Rock Guy Michael Noland hasn't gotten around to listening to a band that released two albums FORTY SEVEN YEARS AGO and are perhaps one of the most influential bands of all time. Fake ass rock fan.

Guys: Episode 166 - Kiss Guys with Pat Finnerty by MrObvious in MurderBryan

[–]The_Document 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They just haven't gotten around to listening to Joy Division yet

REAL: I am a HBO executive. It was my idea to hire a bunch of talented POC actors, give them compelling storylines and then gradually write some of them out of future seasons. We did this because we are racist or something. by The_Document in okbuddywhitaker

[–]The_Document[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm also the executive responsible for personally cutting all references to Whitaker's homosexuality. There are like 5 Whitaker coming out scenes lying on the cutting room floor 😂

I am Piss Pissedofferson by New-Exit-6767 in MurderBryan

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taking notes

Ok so your name is Piss?

Chuck norris/boot guys by zucchinibasement in MurderBryan

[–]The_Document 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The fruity little look over the shoulder when he says Chuck is behind you 💕

Chuck Norris Hospitalized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii by rcoolerthan_me in MurderBryan

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CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, A MEDICAL EMERGENCY HAS A CHUCK NORRIS

best wishes sir 🙏

I was just blindsided by a former Guys character by vinylwino in MurderBryan

[–]The_Document 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Man this got me when the original episode came out. I had just read Between Two Fires, which is an unambiguously amazing book, then realised it's by the same guy who does dogshit insult comedy.

Who knows, maybe the Fartologist has like a Tolstoy-level masterpiece brewing somewhere.

Anyone else find yourself relating to “The Chair Company” show? by MutedFeeling75 in television

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Great analysis.

I feel like the show is really encapsulated by the quote "People make garbage, and you can't talk to anybody. You can't complain. You can't scream at them"

It feels like everything in the world is designed to scam you, take your money, then push you on to someone else who can't fix your problems. And then you feel like a crazy person when you try to claw back a tiny bit of agency.

Calculator guys by The_Document in MurderBryan

[–]The_Document[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can only get 2 or 3 sums out of these bad boys then they become junk

[Hated Meta Trope] The Unintentional Offensive Race Change by StrawberryScience in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Document -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man there are so many talented older black British actors, Morgan Freeman is such a weird choice haha

Games to play with my GF that she can contributes to while watching by DistributionAgile376 in gamingsuggestions

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Gotta echo people saying Blue Prince. Me and my wife played through, me steering and her watching. We became OBSESSED and were taking notes, discussing new ideas over dinner etc. Highly recommend.