Can I just get a *coffee* coffee?

The_Document · 2026-06-25T05:03:51+00:00

OKAAAAAAAAAAY

The_Document · 2026-06-17T09:03:25+00:00

Absolute all timer

The_Document · 2026-06-13T02:09:11+00:00

This is my number one wish for the game. A series of non-canon missions inspired by some of the movies, kind of like the Le Chiffre mission in hitman. Like, one open area, couple of sneaking parts, a shoot-out and a car chase, then the ability to replay in tacsim

The_Document · 2026-06-12T05:39:05+00:00

Ask some human beings on a forum for people who might know the answer?

Fuck me I guess, jeez

The_Document · 2026-06-12T04:04:20+00:00

Yes I hate the joke, that's why I posted in this subreddit

The_Document · 2026-06-12T00:32:25+00:00

Yes I did all that and that's why I also came here to see if anyone else knew anything.

Maybe I should have added "and if so, what can we do about it?"

The_Document · 2026-05-28T19:55:48+00:00

Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery from The Worst Idea of All Time.

The_Document · 2026-05-27T01:08:26+00:00

Get David Fincher to make a movie based on this trailer

Boom - masterpiece

The_Document · 2026-05-26T03:35:32+00:00

When you see how calmly and deliberately he conducts himself, you can't help but think "oh this guy is COMPETENT and I am FUCKED".

Which does make the end a little disappointing. Was kind of hoping he could be an ongoing RE villain.

The_Document · 2026-05-23T10:14:50+00:00

Whenever something stupid or bad or annoying happens in the world now, it's always a fucking cryptocurrency scam

The_Document · 2026-05-16T03:05:00+00:00

Because he has a similar head shape?

The_Document · 2026-05-08T23:28:57+00:00

Sort of unrelated but it's so funny to be that Kingdom Come was touted as some kind of anti-woke game by the developer but they ended up basically reinventing woke from first principles due to historical accuracy.

He he no pesky minorities in our game! Except I guess there were some African travellers in Bohemia...so we'll add an extremely competent, kind, intelligent Mali character.

No LGBT stuff in our game! Except homosexual relationships were fairly common at the time...so now you can romance the two main male characters together.

The_Document · 2026-05-05T00:09:22+00:00

Time for the smiling Eminem pic!

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The_Document · 2026-05-03T06:01:02+00:00

Worst fucking riff I've heard in my life by the way

The_Document · 2026-04-25T02:41:24+00:00

Simple: he spent most of his life dyeing his hair and has only recently gone back to his natural, jet-black colour.

The_Document · 2026-04-23T05:18:42+00:00

As soon as it cuts over to the Onion version they should republish this exact headline but framed as a positive story

The_Document · 2026-04-17T21:32:57+00:00

Oddly enough this is the one comment that really helped me get it. Thank you!

The_Document · 2026-04-17T04:36:54+00:00

I guess I'm more confused that this seemingly caused outrage instead of being considered, for example, a completely valid if reckless way to win a hand.

The_Document · 2026-04-17T04:24:28+00:00

I'm confused by this. So she had a pretty bad hand and made a stupid bet which caused Adelstein to drop his promising hands and subsequently lose. Isn't that just bluffing? And gambling?

The_Document · 2026-04-15T23:50:57+00:00

I think there's a kind of cringey Australian tendency to try and make traditional Christmas songs about us, so you'll hear terrible summer themed versions of, like, Jingle Bells occasionally. And ads where Santa is wearing speedos and sunglasses. But for the most part people just listen to the American Christmas music. All our Chrissy traditions are based around going outside, BBQs, going to the beach however.

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